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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Don't forget Woomelang in Geelong colours !

Are you from up that way BBO, just out of curiosity what are Lascelles colours, I spent a month up there in Dec-Jan 1961 and we camped at the footy ground.👍😁

 
2 hours ago, DeeZone said:

Are you from up that way BBO, just out of curiosity what are Lascelles colours, I spent a month up there in Dec-Jan 1961 and we camped at the footy ground.👍😁

Woomelang was actually Woomelang/Lascelles.

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4 hours ago, Previously known as LITD. said:

Body shamer.

It's a dad bod.

He should be proud to be a dad and play AFL.

It's much more than most of us men.

Besides those couple of extra pounds come in handy when out jostling opponents.

And it generously gives he's teammates somewhere to rest their beers at the Tmac cook outs.

It's also harder to jumper punch the tighter guerensey or grab hold of one in a tackle.

You need to think outside the box a little more Gw.

Sometimes sacrifices must be made for the good of the team.

I recall warrick Cappa wore tighter shorts so his teammates would hear his falsetto calls more clearly.

Not body shaming… jumper shaming, or jumper SIZE shaming. He said himself his jumper is a couple of sizes too small (‘a couple’ being debatable).

And don’t forget Deeves, it was you who once started a thread titled I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie.

Hashtag pot/kettle 😁

PS apologies to all for the earworm 🤭

 

56 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

Now that's what I call a Petty complaint.

But if we were talking to a polce constable about him we'd say he was our chief Petty, officer.

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51 minutes ago, KozzyCan said:

What's Viney wearing? Albury?

Thought he was an Ashy Redbacks kid.

It’s hard to see in the photo but I remember it’s an Albury guernsey

 
8 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Not body shaming… jumper shaming, or jumper SIZE shaming. He said himself his jumper is a couple of sizes too small (‘a couple’ being debatable).

And don’t forget Deeves, it was you who once started a thread titled I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie.

Hashtag pot/kettle 😁

PS apologies to all for the earworm 🤭

DOH

7 hours ago, Demonised said:

But if we were talking to a polce constable about him we'd say he was our chief Petty, officer.

Facepalm (with smile) urgently needed mods


9 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Not body shaming… jumper shaming, or jumper SIZE shaming. He said himself his jumper is a couple of sizes too small (‘a couple’ being debatable).

And don’t forget Deeves, it was you who once started a thread titled I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie.

Hashtag pot/kettle 😁

PS apologies to all for the earworm 🤭

Besides, to be fair I've slimmed down quite a bit to my current size....

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