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My 3 word player analysis V Essendon

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Gawn - a fading warrior

Viney - has checked out

Petracca - completions left begging

Langdon - outstanding 4 quarters

Pickett - need a clone

Oliver - just a shadow

Bowey - played heart out

Salem - a momentum killer

Rivers - master of none

Langford - tending towards slow

Fritsch - barely cameos only

Chandler - not a Bullen

McDonald - gave his all

Windsor - a failed backman

Lindsay - seemingly played restricted

May - not his best

Petty - just a plodder

Spargo - why select him?

Melksham - one memorable mark

van Rooyen - seemingly lost heart

Sparrow - has become redundant

Sharp - displayed limited talent

Henderson - experiment has failed

 

JVR — solo forward crucified

I'm not saying your wrong JB.

It's a difficult job to rate with only 3 words.

And I do appreciate and enjoy your work.

But according to your assessment, 17 players were below par. Some a fair way below( no pun intended).

I'm not saying your wrong either.

A pretty damning summation.

MFC.....where's the pride?

......where's the passion?

...where's the enthusiasm?

...where is Waldo?

At this stage anyone's a good substitute.

 
43 minutes ago, monoccular said:

JVR — solo forward crucified

What has happened to him?

I thought last year would be a breakout year.

It wasn't so I thought maybe this year.

Sadly he has gone so far backwards, so quickly, it's hard to comprehend.

And here's me thinking not long ago, he's our next DS or DN.

Silly me.


Just very sad.

Agree with the Windsor sentiments. Goodwin is trying turn him into Jayden Hunt which is laughable. The way we are set up with no clear exit does him no favors.

Hope to god we end up with Longmire before Windsor gets destroyed. A lot of similarities with Gulden in the sense he was drafted as a an agile wingman with great agility with little experience as an inside on ball player.

Longmire turned an already elite outside player who can hit the 45 degree kicks with ease into a crucial piece of the Swans on ball brigade.

If Windsor can become half as good, I’ll be happy.

Edited by VNightCityLegend

 

17 minutes ago, VNightCityLegend said:


Agree with the Windsor sentiments. Goodwin is trying turn him into Jayden Hunt which is laughable. The way we are set up with no clear exit does him no favors.
Hope to god we end up with Longmire before Windsor gets destroyed. A lot of similarities with Gulden in the sense he was drafted as a an agile wingman with great agility with little experience as an inside on ball player.
Longmire turned an already elite outside player who can hit the 45 degree kicks with ease into a crucial piece of the Swans on ball brigade.
If Windsor can become half as good, I’ll be happy.

22 minutes ago, VNightCityLegend said:

Agree with the Windsor sentiments. Goodwin is trying turn him into Jayden Hunt which is laughable. The way we are set up with no clear exit does him no favors.

Hope to god we end up with Longmire before Windsor gets destroyed. A lot of similarities with Gulden in the sense he was drafted as a an agile wingman with great agility with little experience as an inside on ball player.

Longmire turned an already elite outside player who can hit the 45 degree kicks with ease into a crucial piece of the Swans on ball brigade.

If Windsor can become half as good, I’ll be happy.

Well funny about that there were people on this site thinking that was going to work never was going to work Windsor is an outside player with a run

We have to many players out of form. Obvious.

We have not had a strong KPF since BBB finished up.

Petty or T Mc are not rhe answer forward although Petty be rotated Forward/Back with Turner?.

Jeffo will take more tine

We need to recruit a tall via draft and or trade.

Maybe should have got Membry or Darling for a year or 2?


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