I just thought coz there is a lot of threads around I would add to the maelstrom! "I've always been mad, I know I've been mad!

We also know you’re mad. 

Screw loose*

Yermum

There's a thumb down reaction now

Met one the other day.

Standing in a fish and chip shop, him and his 2 kids about 5 yo and me in my 70s.

His parcel of fish and chips was on the top of the counter, and his kids were nagging him for a drink from the fridge behind. He was clearly annoyed and went to the fridge with them to select drinks.

The shop assistant looked at me, gestured and said can I help you. I took a step forward and was about to speak and place my order when suddenly I am bumped sideways by this guy. 

I look at him as if to say wtf, he blurts out " she's serving me". I say, " she asked if she could help me". He says " your breathing on my food". I look at his food, wrapped up on top of the counter, look back at him a bit bewildered, he's getting his money out of his wallet and shows me his police badge.

I'm looking at him as him and kids leave the shop and he calls me a moron.   Nice eh.