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Viney - take first options

May - important but loose

Lever - set no standard

Bowey - another nothing game

Langdon - gave a damn

Rivers - reduced to average 

Salem - slow decision making

Neal-Bullen - had negligible influence 

Petty - overwhelmed not disgraced 

vanRooyen - overwhelmed and limited

Moniz-Wakefield - out of depth

McVee - loose and disappointing 

McDonald - try him forward 

Windsor - showed some heart

Sparrow - was he playing?

Turner - little to commend

Fritsch - a nothing game

Chandler - needed more involvement 

Oliver - everything was painstaking 

Tholstrup - little spatial awareness 

Pickett - not on field

Melksham - no forward pressure 

Billings - some innocuous touches

umpires - on Dockers payroll 

 
 

Viney 5/10 -  his heart BUT please take first option!!! Please!!! Caught or Smothered   DONT THINK !!! Do!!! 

May 4/10’- tough and hard but loose!!! FFS 

Lever -1/10- couldn’t do anything  right  fumbles, slip, turnover, outmarked … worst gsme ever !!! 

Bowey -4/10 … average !!! Missed kicks and tackles; just stays in 

Langdon 7/10 yes he actually gave a damn; ran and tackled at least 

Rivers 6/10 - tried and tried but outclassed 

Salem -3/10 - looks slow and his kicking is slow and up !! Slow decision making

Neal-Bullen -3/10  no influence.  Poor tagging hand as he fumbled and stumbled 

Petty 4/10- overwhelmed but not disgraced , competed hard 

vanRooyen 5/10- just needs to take his opportunity.  Compete hard

Moniz-Wakefield - 4/10 let down by experienced teammates; ok in patches 

McVee -7/10. Our best player. Skilled and reliable. No false moves  

McDonald -3/10 / oops. Slow today. Finish line is 5 weeks away  

Windsor 4/10 - at least he runs and showed some heart

Sparrow - 1/10 - poor and poor and poor ; slow and fumbled. Why is he playing?

Turner -3/10- battled but outgunned by Freo defenders.  

Fritsch 3/10 - poor today - needs to compete  

Chandler 4/10 -two goals but otherwise chased grass 

Oliver 3/10 - battled but outclassed; handballs to no one 

Tholstrup - 1/10 - caught three times when clear as was run down - little spatial awareness 

Pickett - 2/10 - fumbles and stumbles and miskick and fumbles and slip over !!!  

Melksham -5/10 - created goals - kicks accuracy but at times had no forward pressure 

Billings - 3/10 - did ok. Sub next week as time suits him

umpires 1/10 🤮💩🤮💩- on Dockers payroll 

votes. 3 McVee 2 Langdon 1 Rivers 

joeboy - TV dinner tonight

Ed Langdon watch; gave a rats

Petty - team first performance

Roo - inland of giants

Billings  - game next week 

Windsor - clearly class above

1066 - says it all

Umpires - Margetts finishing school

Bookies - got it right 

Edited by Tarax Club


Yes Sparrow was playing.

He is the perennial 15 disposals every game.

I used to think his tackle rate was excellent but know I understand he won't go and get the ball 

Ruckmen are vital

Ruckmen = clearances

Work rate important

Clearances mean victory

Gawn without Max

 

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