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12 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

they've claimed it's their final tour for 20 years

Think I last saw them live 7 years ago and it was said they would be their last live gigs back then 😁

 

I don't understand why Petty still get a game let alone others. Are we tanking now? Sestan couldn't get a game because the so called coaches reckon he needs to achieve certain things (criteria) other say he hasn't got the tank. We continue to selected players who have a tank and run around like headless chooks. Fullarton doesn't get a game because he is not up to it, this not my opinion. He didn't play for the first two games as he was an emergency, probably not going to play for the same reason. He has missed out on game time from byes. What do we expect from him.

The roos' pressure and contest has been good, but they lack the fitness to maintain it for four quarters.

I doubt we'll be fully wound up, but the roos are coming of a six day break and we're coming off a bye.

I think the roos will either come out flat, or come up out with good intensity but fade.

Dees by 43 points.

 
3 hours ago, layzie said:

Not going tonight?

Definitely going tonight! 

I wouldn’t miss it for the world. And it’s my son’s 19th birthday today. This morning I told him that as a gift I’ll stay home tonight. He said, “Mum, believe me, you NOT staying home is a gift.” 😂

Funny little [censored]-er huh 😆

edit: he and I both know my offer to stay home was as half-arzed as they come. One of these years he’ll call my bluff and that’s when sch!t gets real. 😆

Edited by WalkingCivilWar


3 hours ago, Demonsterative said:

I woke up confident for a win tonight, but I am losing my confidence coming on here and reading other posts.

Welcome to GameDay thread! 🥳🥳

1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

Following (half arsed and unenthusiastically) from Singapore airport 

Not braggin… just shopping 😆

Can you please buy us a couple of giant forwards and two Tracca replacements. Will send cash later. Cheers.

37 minutes ago, No. 31 said:

Think I last saw them live 7 years ago and it was said they would be their last live gigs back then 😁

Maybe they’ve got a touch of the John Farnhams 😜

PS please say Aloha Steve and Danno from me 😁

🎶 tell Chin to get here fast, 5-0 is on the move 🎶 

 

Never mind me, I’m on my third coffee having already downed two brekky Red Bulls aka liquid razor blades.

 

GO THE MIGHTY [censored] DEES!!!

❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙

 
2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

 

Win....

… and you’ll have a lot of time on your hands since we won’t see you on here. 

40 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Definitely going tonight! 

I wouldn’t miss it for the world. And it’s my son’s 19th birthday today. This morning I told him that as a gift I’ll stay home tonight. He said, “Mum, believe me, you NOT staying home is a gift.” 😂

Funny little [censored]-er huh 😆

edit: he and I both know my offer to stay home was as half-arzed as they come. One of these years he’ll call my bluff and that’s when sch!t gets real. 😆

He sounds like a cute little fella who needs a belting


19 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Can you please buy us a couple of giant forwards and two Tracca replacements. Will send cash later. Cheers.

Oh and don’t forget: a new head coach, new line coaches, a new president, a new CEO, new medicos, new water carriers, a new boot-studder, but NOT a new runner coz we’ve already got one waiting in the wings 😜

4 minutes ago, forever demons said:

He sounds like a cute little fella who needs a belting

He’s 6ft2 and weighs 100+ kilos. I once witnessed him lift a washing machine onto the back of a ute… by himself. 😳

13 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

He’s 6ft2 and weighs 100+ kilos. I once witnessed him lift a washing machine onto the back of a ute… by himself. 😳

Yeah yeah, but can he take a contested mark? 

Glad I put some money on North at the start of the week. I’m happy to lose that money if we win, but if we lose it’ll be at least some consolation. 

Does anyone know if you can download a replay from Kayo to watch offline? Hoping to watch the replay on the 7 hour flight home 


1 hour ago, No. 31 said:

Think I last saw them live 7 years ago and it was said they would be their last live gigs back then 😁

My daughter's band played as one of several support acts in Hobart - very proud dad.

31 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

He’s 6ft2 and weighs 100+ kilos. I once witnessed him lift a washing machine onto the back of a ute… by himself. 😳

pftt you belt him i will grab the washing machine he wont fight back against his mum

14 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Does anyone know if you can download a replay from Kayo to watch offline? Hoping to watch the replay on the 7 hour flight home 

If the plane has WiFi enabled you could probably watch the replay stream on kayo.

Besides that, I don't know if you can download from kayo.

2 minutes ago, Left Foot Snap said:

If the plane has WiFi enabled you could probably watch the replay stream on kayo.

Besides that, I don't know if you can download from kayo.

Kayo struggles to stream with my high speed NBN. I can only imagine how amazing the stream will be using airplane WiFi 😂

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

Kayo struggles to stream with my high speed NBN. I can only imagine how amazing the stream will be using airplane WiFi 😂

Fair enough. I never have any problems with the stream.


1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Definitely going tonight! 

I wouldn’t miss it for the world. And it’s my son’s 19th birthday today. This morning I told him that as a gift I’ll stay home tonight. He said, “Mum, believe me, you NOT staying home is a gift.” 😂

Funny little [censored]-er huh 😆

edit: he and I both know my offer to stay home was as half-arzed as they come. One of these years he’ll call my bluff and that’s when sch!t gets real. 😆

Thought so, but someone had to be the guy to take it literally and I couldn't resist.

Edit: Happy Birthday son!

Edited by layzie

North to be 7 up at half time. Unlike Collingwood, who are actually a good team, we will surrender meekly. Roffey and Pert will break their silence and sack Goodwin mid week

1 hour ago, binman said:

The roos' pressure and contest has been good, but they lack the fitness to maintain it for four quarters.

I doubt we'll be fully wound up, but the roos are coming of a six day break and we're coming off a bye.

I think the roos will either come out flat, or come up out with good intensity but fade.

Dees by 43 points.

I agree, Binman. I reckon the Roos will either come out flat, or we will. Or they’ll come out with intensity, or we will. Or…we’ll both come out with intensity…or both be flat…or flat out terrible…or…I don’t know, maybe there will be patches of flat out intensity and just plain flatness…

I’m not sure which…

 
3 minutes ago, layzie said:

Thought so, but someone had to be the guy to take it literally and I couldn't resist.

Edit: Happy Birthday son!

You are the guy Layz 💕

5 minutes ago, Spargonicus said:

I agree, Binman. I reckon the Roos will either come out flat, or we will. Or they’ll come out with intensity, or we will. Or…we’ll both come out with intensity…or both be flat…or flat out terrible…or…I don’t know, maybe there will be patches of flat out intensity and just plain flatness…

I’m not sure which…

My head is spinning just reading that! 😵‍💫


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