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Defensive Dump Kicks

John Demonic
in Melbourne Demons

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Would rather they just take the tackle for a ball up/htb risk or punt it to the boundary for deliberate and worsen the angle. Dump snapping it to 30-40m out directly in front in a panic and hoping we'll have a player there, is costing us massively.

Just want to get my 1 knee jerk post-loss reaction post for the year out of the way.

This drives me up the wall. Along with Healys grumpy commentary.

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    The Salem one with his opposite foot at the City end made me lose my cool. 
     

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    Where are the teammates presenting better options? That's the real issue in these situations.

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    These defensive stoppage miskicks in the last 2 weeks have cost us big.

    Its the by-product of teams placing extra pressure in our D50 and Dee players 💩 the bed.

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    Is this the longest thread title in DL history?

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    2 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    The Salem one with his opposite foot at the City end made me lose my cool. 
     

    Yeah why did he do that?

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    Is there a full moon out today? Did someone forget to lock the alcohol and medicine cabinet? 
     

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