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Alice Springs Match

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10 hours ago, Rod Grinter Riot Squad said:

I can confirm that the Uncle’s profile picture is accurate 

That's very gracious of you to say so Rod!

Although, even I will admit that the ravages of a hedonistic lifestyle have taken their toll and the dashing bon vivant pictured has declined somewhat.

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    The AFLNT really are bad. We had to walk past a road train inside the ground (advertising), it was a 3 carriage road train for cattle.

     

    It was full of [censored] and stank terribly.

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    4 minutes ago, Rod Grinter Riot Squad said:

    The AFLNT really are bad. We had to walk past a road train inside the ground (advertising), it was a 3 carriage road train for cattle.

     

    It was full of [censored] and stank terribly.

    At least they could have a few haunches roasting on a spit for you

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    3 minutes ago, Rod Grinter Riot Squad said:

    The AFLNT really are bad. We had to walk past a road train inside the ground (advertising), it was a 3 carriage road train for cattle.

     

    It was full of [censored] and stank terribly.

    Agree Rod! Very poor organisation and crowd facilities. 

    Limited catering. Limited toilets. Poor access and exit to the ground. Inexperienced security staff.

    One bright feature though. Myself and my GD walked into the corporate area at half time and had a very nice free lunch.

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Agree Rod! Very poor organisation and crowd facilities. 

    Limited catering. Limited toilets. Poor access and exit to the ground. Inexperienced security staff.

    One bright feature though. Myself and my GD walked into the corporate area at half time and had a very nice free lunch.

    Every year I have been critical of them, but the road train took the cake. It was putrid.

     

    For the second year running (no rain last year) they did not open the Gates onto Gap road (where the service road was closed). This is the most convenient and popular gate to leave.

     

    Instead they funneled all of Crowd onto the street that has their main car park.

    It beggars belief how these guys have any employment 

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    Can the Alice Springs experiment for good now. ( Sorry RGRS...)

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