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AzzKikA Redleg

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7 hours ago, Redleg said:

Want to add a few more.


The game was played on grass.

There was no roof.

Was played in daytime.

Had to wear footy guernseys.

Ball was made of leather.

Only allowed 18 on ground for them.

A plane flew overhead.

The car park was full.

There was no grandstand on the outer side.

They ran out of hot dogs.

Dusty wasn’t feeling like it.

Etc, etc, etc.

They ran outta gas.

They had a flat tire.

They didn't have enough money for cab fare.

Their gurnseies didn't come back from the cleaners.

An old friend came in from outta town.

Someone stole their car.

There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn't their fault! I swear to God!

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Ben brown is copping a bit and whilst stats wise he may not have had an incredible practice match, one view, for what it’s worth, is that he will take the best or second best tall defender every week…

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I don't reckon Im going out on a limb here but geez I like the look of Sparrow.  He appears to have developed/matured and I'm tipping a monster season from him.

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layzie Legend

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2 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

They ran outta gas.

They had a flat tire.

They didn't have enough money for cab fare.

Their gurnseies didn't come back from the cleaners.

An old friend came in from outta town.

Someone stole their car.

There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn't their fault! I swear to God!

They traffic was horrendous

The toilet seats in the change rooms should have been left up for good luck

The coin toss was crooked

The mosquito's were too annoying

Their sunglasses fogged up too much

They were required to wear masks in Covid

The Tattslotto place was too far to pick up the div 1 check

It was pizza and chocolate's fault that they were obese.

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Left Foot Snap Redleg

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2 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

They ran outta gas.

They had a flat tire.

They didn't have enough money for cab fare.

Their gurnseies didn't come back from the cleaners.

An old friend came in from outta town.

Someone stole their car.

There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn't their fault! I swear to God!

And four pieces of dry white toast!!!

Good one Jake.

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Sir Why You Little Legend

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13 hours ago, DeeZee said:

Before we recruited Langdon and Hunter, we were desperate, and I mean DESPERATE for decent wingers and some outside ball movement.

Such important pieces of the puzzle now.

Crucial for the MCG

In the 70’s the wingmen of both sides were so important and we seem to have realized again what an attacking asset they are 

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AzzKikA Redleg

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5 hours ago, Left Foot Snap said:

And four pieces of dry white toast!!!

Good one Jake.

4 fried chickens and a coke! Dry white toast is for my brother! 🤣

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At Least I Saw a Flag Redleg

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9 hours ago, layzie said:

They traffic was horrendous

The toilet seats in the change rooms should have been left up for good luck

The coin toss was crooked

The mosquito's were too annoying

Their sunglasses fogged up too much

They were required to wear masks in Covid

The Tattslotto place was too far to pick up the div 1 check

It was pizza and chocolate's fault that they were obese.

The dog ate their homework.

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La Dee-vina Comedia Legend

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12 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

They ran outta gas.

They had a flat tire.

They didn't have enough money for cab fare.

Their gurnseies didn't come back from the cleaners.

An old friend came in from outta town.

Someone stole their car.

There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn't their fault! I swear to God!

Word association has stirred up an old memory. Who else remembers the Esso advertising slogan of the 1960s and 1970s of "Put a tiger in your tank"?

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DEE fence Redleg

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We are in their heads, voting on the 2023 ladder on PRE has Melbourne as a clear #1

Where Richmond fans think Melbourne will finish:

1st 20 Votes

2nd 16 Votes

3rd 2 Votes

4th 1 Vote

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