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Demonstone's Juicy January Jocular Jamboree

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2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’ve got an idea. Sounds crazy but it might just work…

MAKE THE PUZZLES EASIER FFS. 

I'm about to post one, W. It may not pass the EFFS test?...😬

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    10 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I’ve got an idea. Sounds crazy but it might just work…

    MAKE THE PUZZLES EASIER FFS. 

    Yep I’ll be sticking to the find-a-word puzzles myself. Makes me feel smart 🙂

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    15 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I’ve got an idea. Sounds crazy but it might just work…

    MAKE THE PUZZLES EASIER FFS. 

    Nah, such brain stretching  is a way to realise you are too old for your own good .... had no idea about this one.  

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    18 hours ago, Demonstone said:

    Over 500 views but only one correct answer and very few attempts.  C'est la vie.  I thought that last clue would make it obvious that all the players in my team share a surname with a bass guitarist. 

    The meaning behind each clue:

    1.  The answer looks fishy.     A type of fish is the bass which looks the same (but is pronounced differently).

    2.  Usually 4 - but not always.  Bass guitars usually have four strings, but sometimes have five or six.

    3.  Fred BASSet cartoon.

    4.  Perks.  Former Rolling Stones bassist Bill Wyman was born Bill Perks but changed his name.

    5.  Jason McCartney.   A blatant nod to Beatle Paul McCartney who played bass in the band.

     

    Here now is the team with the bass players' names:

    B:        Ron Carter     Bootsy Collins     Ray Brown

    H/B:    Dee Murray     Dave Holland     Donald 'Duck' Dunn

    C:        Kim Gordon     Mike Mills     Bruce Thomas

    H/F:    Willie Dixon     Mark King     Lewis Johnson

    F:        Cliff Burton     Jack Bruce     Geezer Butler

    R:        Geddy Lee     Marcus Miller     John Paul Jones

    I/C:     Esperanza Spalding     Berry Oakley     Stu Cook     Stanley Clarke

    I'm looking forward to a real one: great violinists, cellists, conductors, none of this pseudo music junk...

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    40 minutes ago, Monbon said:

    I'm looking forward to a real one: great violinists, cellists, conductors, none of this pseudo music junk...

    Who am I? I got into trouble in 2022 for being too Franz Lizst at a restaurant in Prahran.

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    49 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

    Who am I? I got into trouble in 2022 for being too Franz Lizst at a restaurant in Prahran.

    Let me guess, if I may? 

    Our daughter has nominated this same restaurant as her birthday celebration event later this month.

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    59 minutes ago, Monbon said:

    Let me guess, if I may? 

    Our daughter has nominated this same restaurant as her birthday celebration event later this month.

    Stay away from the punch...

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    On 1/3/2023 at 8:32 AM, DubDee said:

    Yep I’ll be sticking to the find-a-word puzzles myself. Makes me feel smart 🙂

     

    21 hours ago, Monbon said:

    I'm looking forward to a real one: great violinists, cellists, conductors, none of this pseudo music junk...

    Careful what you wish for, guys. I shall rise to this challenge! Mwahahaha!...

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    OK. Here's my two pence worth.  Yes I'm that old, as are some of the players here. Not sure if this has been done in the past but here goes. See if you can guess the link in this MELBOURNE team.

    B.   F. Davis.  Tas Johnson. J. Shannahan

    HB. J. Evans.  M.Pike.   C.Clayton

    C.  B.Wilson.  C.Oliver.  J.McDonald

    HF.  H.Coles.  C.Dawes.  N.Brown

    F.  P.Payne.  D.Wiliiams.  N.Clarke

    R.  P. Moore. J.White. R.Taylor

    Int. F.Harris. R.Hall. D.Cooke. A.Lewis

    Coach.  N.Smith

    Please PM your answer. Good luck.

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    8 minutes ago, Palace Dees said:

    OK. Here's my two pence worth.  Yes I'm that old, as are some of the players here. Not sure if this has been done in the past but here goes. See if you can guess the link in this MELBOURNE team.

    B.   F. Davis.  Tas Johnson. J. Shannahan

    HB. J. Evans.  M.Pike.   C.Clayton

    C.  B.Wilson.  C.Oliver.  J.McDonald

    HF.  H.Coles.  C.Dawes.  N.Brown

    F.  P.Payne.  D.Wiliiams.  N.Clarke

    R.  P. Moore. J.White. R.Taylor

    Int. F.Harris. R.Hall. D.Cooke. A.Lewis

    Coach.  N.Smith

    Please PM your answer. Good luck.

    Welcome to the 'Annoyers Club', PD!

    You're allowed to set up your own thread (though I'm sure @Demonstone is flattered!)

    Meanwhile, 🤔

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    10 minutes ago, Palace Dees said:

    OK. Here's my two pence worth.  Yes I'm that old, as are some of the players here. Not sure if this has been done in the past but here goes. See if you can guess the link in this MELBOURNE team.

    B.   F. Davis.  Tas Johnson. J. Shannahan

    HB. J. Evans.  M.Pike.   C.Clayton

    C.  B.Wilson.  C.Oliver.  J.McDonald

    HF.  H.Coles.  C.Dawes.  N.Brown

    F.  P.Payne.  D.Wiliiams.  N.Clarke

    R.  P. Moore. J.White. R.Taylor

    Int. F.Harris. R.Hall. D.Cooke. A.Lewis

    Coach.  N.Smith

    Please PM your answer. Good luck.

    😆

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    Oops......seems it's been done before.

    All Melbourne Cup winning jockeys. 

    OK, at the risk of WCW letting down my car tyres, I will work on something a bit more unique.

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    41 minutes ago, Palace Dees said:

    Timothy has cracked it!  

    I'll leave it open for a while for others to ponder. 

     

    30 minutes ago, Palace Dees said:

    Oops......seems it's been done before.

    All Melbourne Cup winning jockeys. 

    OK, at the risk of WCW letting down my car tyres, I will work on something a bit more unique.

    Good remembering @WalkingCivilWar. I'd hope PD would faithfully report that my PM-ing showed I didn't recall it, but, 'post-race', I do realise I felt a nag-ging feeling when it finally came to me... As I did when selecting my Norm Smith coached team. Though that has seemed to prove to be not the case!

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    2 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

     

    Good remembering @WalkingCivilWar. I'd hope PD would faithfully report that my PM-ing showed I didn't recall it, but, 'post-race', I do realise I felt a nag-ging feeling when it finally came to me... As I did when selecting my Norm Smith coached team. Though that has seemed to prove to be not the case!

    It was actually Demonstone who advised me Timothy (very graciously I might add). WCW was mentioned only to ensure I meet the EFFS test. I fear your Norm Smith puzzle may put you at risk. 😰

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