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20 hours ago, mauriesy said:

Funny, the only Collingwood supporters I know are a doctor, a lawyer, a school principal and an agricultural consultant.

Well it shows that anyone can make some poor life choices 😂

 
17 hours ago, deebunked said:

Might also be advisable to get a rabies shot  as there has been an outbreak of some sort this week at training.

....or bird flu, symptoms include an allure to black and white clothing.

20 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Most hated 

top 10 

1. Chris Scott 

2. Collingwood 

3. Patrick Cripps 🚀

4. Carlton

5. Geelong 

6. Jack Ginnivan

7. Cody Weightman

8. WC Eagles 

9. Brisbane 

10. Leigh Matthews (still from hitting Peter Giles in 1982)

Peter Giles of Melbourne

is king hit by Leigh Matthews of Hawthorn in 1982 - VFL

🤔  Not seeing Essendon on your list. 
 

Also, I wouldn’t be hating on Cripps. It’s not his fault. What’s he supposed to do, argue against himself? Who does that?! 

 
1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

🤔  Not seeing Essendon on your list. 
 

Also, I wouldn’t be hating on Cripps. It’s not his fault. What’s he supposed to do, argue against himself? Who does that?! 

What’s he supposed to do? Contest the footy is the answer. Not jump in the air and contact the head !!! . It was a low act that deserved punishment.  Now he is a “clean skin”.  Really!!! Still in Brownlow contention. Ffs 

16 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

What’s he supposed to do? Contest the footy is the answer. Not jump in the air and contact the head !!! . It was a low act that deserved punishment.  Now he is a “clean skin”.  Really!!! Still in Brownlow contention. Ffs 

I mean what’s he supposed to do after the fact. Yes, what he did was wrong. But I think the hate should be directed at the flawed system that allows incidents like this to go unpunished. 
 

edit: On second thoughts: I’m not a good judge on this occasion. I can’t be objective since I like Carlton and I like Patrick Cripps. 

Carry on with the Crippsy hate. 😁

Edited by WalkingCivilWar


3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

🤔  Not seeing Essendon on your list. 
 

Also, I wouldn’t be hating on Cripps. It’s not his fault. What’s he supposed to do, argue against himself? Who does that?! 

Agree, WCW. 

While he was the one on the field, his involvement in the circus that followed is literally zero. Hate Carlton, hate the AFL, hate the system that allows this rubbish, but the player who is literally viewed as a commodity by this system.........doesn't sit right with me.

My most hated team is easily Port Adelaide, they're so entitled, their fans are feral and gross and i just don't like their stupid faces. 

Don't mind the Pies, i'm sure that's unpopular on here, a lot of my family support the Pies, so i've always had a semi soft spot

4 hours ago, Dwight Schrute said:

My most hated team is easily Port Adelaide, they're so entitled, their fans are feral and gross and i just don't like their stupid faces. 

Don't mind the Pies, i'm sure that's unpopular on here, a lot of my family support the Pies, so i've always had a semi soft spot

@Demonland  👆

Lifetime ban please!

😉

 
4 hours ago, Dwight Schrute said:

My most hated team is easily Port Adelaide, they're so entitled, their fans are feral and gross and i just don't like their stupid faces. 

Don't mind the Pies, i'm sure that's unpopular on here, a lot of my family support the Pies, so i've always had a semi soft spot

Not good enough Dwight, my dad is a Pies fan but you don't see me going all softy soft. Family is totally overrated anyway 😛

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1. World peace and harmony

2. A clean and safe environment

3. Collingwood losing in straight sets.


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