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Thank You Wives & Girlfriends

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A thread to show appreciation to the wives and girlfriends, many of whom have had to make substantial personal sacrifices so that the squad could get the job done.

Edited by TRIGON

 

Probably a better way to start by using the term wags, it’s only appropriate as a put down for influencers breaking covid restrictions.

  • TRIGON changed the title to Thank You Wives & Girlfriends

can’t imagine how tough it would be having a new born plus other kids to deal with solo. They all made a big sacrifice

I’m sure the HABs will do just as well if the girls are playing away for the ALFW flag

 

“Thanks to our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet” 🤣

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12 hours ago, Cassiew said:

“Thanks to our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet” 🤣

Ahh yes, the classic old english toast "to my wife and sweetheart...may they never meet".


12 minutes ago, TRIGON said:

Ahh yes, the classic old english toast "to my wife and sweetheart...may they never meet".

Ima take it one step further…

What’s the difference between a man’s wife and his girlfriend?

 

About 25 kilos 

 

if I’ve offended anyone’s sensibilities I apologies in advance. 

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34 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Ima take it one step further…

What’s the difference between a man’s wife and his girlfriend?

 

About 25 kilos 

 

if I’ve offended anyone’s sensibilities I apologies in advance. 

 

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Ima take it one step further…

What’s the difference between a man’s wife and his girlfriend?

 

About 25 kilos 

 

if I’ve offended anyone’s sensibilities I apologies in advance. 

Just retweeting so you cant chicken out and remove/edit your post.

Thats gold.

😆

 
2 hours ago, TRIGON said:

Ahh yes, the classic old english toast "to my wife and sweetheart...may they never meet".

Never heard of it. I heard it on an American sitcom


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7 minutes ago, Cassiew said:

Never heard of it. I heard it on an American sitcom

Thanks, that explains the dilution.

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Great facebook post by Samantha Jetta (also appears on Delistings 2021 thread courtesy of @dazzledavey36)

"This month has been full of emotions as your 13-year journey at Melbourne FC has come to an end; however you have stayed true to yourself, showed incredible loyalty and stayed humble.

Your career hasn't been easy. You have overcome so much adversity by the club during its 'dark days' when most players only play under 1 or 2 coaches in your career; you have played under 6! Not mention personally, with all the injuries you have had and been delisted on 2013 and re rookie to getting a spot on the seniors' list.

You have fought on for a spot in every one of the 159 games you played, but your success shouldn't be measured by what you achieved on-field or how many games you played but by what you have achieved off-field and by the number of lives you have touched, impacted and transformed. 

But in your journey, the REAL MVPS are Nalani and Kyree for their sacrifices.

They have lived and breathed every second of the past 10 and 7 years.

Nalani and Kyree have gone without you for Birthdays, Easter, Fathers Days and other important events.

They have been by your side every step of the way, from giving you a post-match debrief and tips after every game trying to coach you, also completing post-match recovery with you and been to countless training sessions."

They have nursed you during injuries, felt every win and loss, opened their home and hearts to Kozzy and giving up their bedrooms, and not to mention their most significant sacrifice by turning their worlds upside down last year, living under strict covid protocols and moving interstate and into a hub.

We love you and are incredibly proud of you, We can't wait until you get back xx."

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