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Thanks McQ a good listen he held his own with Wispy and Gaz a very confident young man.

 
46 minutes ago, McQueen said:

"Whispy- Did Collingwood ever make a serious offer to you?

Petracca- Yeah Tony Shaw came to my house and tabled me an offer.."

Absolute Gold! Get Stuffed Shaw!

Do we have any actual idiots left at our club? Feels like every Demon who opens their mouth is at the very least earnest and respectable. Even the kids just sound young rather than young and dumb.

It's just not a proper football club!

 


1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

Do we have any actual idiots left at our club? Feels like every Demon who opens their mouth is at the very least earnest and respectable. Even the kids just sound young rather than young and dumb.

It's just not a proper football club!

You are traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only lacking losses but also humiliation. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the 2021 AFL season!

1 hour ago, Doug Reemer said:

"Whispy- Did Collingwood ever make a serious offer to you?

Petracca- Yeah Tony Shaw came to my house and tabled me an offer.."

"Yeah, he offered me two slabs of VB, free use of a Holden ute, a $500 voucher for a tatts parlour,  a framed picture of Sav Rocca (only slightly water damaged), the fluffy dice that were hanging from Darren Millane's rear view mirror when .... well, never mind that ... two pairs of Nikes with a certificate authenticating them as not stolen, and 250 signed pictures of Eddie McGuire holding a gold Logie that never got used for some reason. And he said he'd let me keep one of the slabs even if I turned them down. It was pretty tempting but Melbourne came back with the counter offer of being in a team that wins games of football."

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