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Hi everyone, this is agent 59 again on Wednesday I had a new mission, my mission impossible was to get a forbidden training report at Casey. I was able to get a skip Bin into the ground, to disguise myself I had my black garbage bag hat, I got there 3 hours before the player where due to come out,at 915  I see 3 players arrive early it's the 3 new draftees, they have a footy with them they form a 3 point triangle and play kick to kick, their kicks are perfect 50 Meter stab passes very impressive, soon  3 others arrive Max trac & Viney they join in with the three others only Trac was nailing those kicks max kicks went straight over their heads, but Viney's kicks are way off. Soon most where there,  first they all did 20 laps of the oval, Tmac came in first then ANB in second and Ros came in 3nd very impressive by the new kid, kossie came dead last, he had to do 100 push ups and a 100 sit ups as punishment. They went into 6 groups 2 forwards  groups 2 midfield groups  and  2 backs groups, Tmac was training  in 1 forwards group with the Weed, brown was in the other forward group with the other new draftees. after their drills they made up 2 teams of 20 players playing a 16 on 16, Tmac went to Ben brown at one end, at the other Lever went to the weed. The first bounce was contested by Max and Bradtke, Max won the tap to Viney who handballed it out to trac who kicked it long to Ben brown who took a overhead mark on Tmac.

May took 25 marks in the backline and Ben brown kicked 15 goals at the other end, Kobe farmer crumbed a couple of goals, one off his left foot and one on his right foot in the first quarter. kossie and farmer where playing like the kracker Brothers, they knew where the other one was, with about 30 seconds to go Trac kicks to the right side pocket where Fritsch took  a leading mark, my skip is on the left side of the point post, he kicks it across goal and can you believe it, it landes in the bin my cover is going to be blown, Tomlinson jumps the fence to get the ball I duck my head with the rest of the rubbish, luckily he doesn't notice me close call, then the truck comes and takes me away maybe I might come back on Friday.

I still can't get the smell out of my nose ??.stay tuned for my next training report.

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19 minutes ago, don't make me angry said:

Hi everyone, this is agent 59 again, my mission impossible is to get a forbidden training report at Casey. I was able to get a skip Bin into the ground, to disguise myself I had my black garbage bag hat, I got there 3 hours before the player where due to come out,at 915  I see 3 players arrive early it's the 3 new draftees, they have a footy with them they form a 3 point triangle and play kick to kick, their kicks are perfect 50 Meter stab passes very impressive, soon  3 others arrive Max trac & Viney they join in with the three others only Trac was nailing those kicks max kicks went straight over their heads, but Viney's kicks are way off. Soon most where there,  first they all did 20 laps of the oval, Tmac came in first then ANB in second and Ros came in 3nd very impressive by the new kid, kossie came dead last, he had to do 100 push ups and a 100 sit ups as punishment. They went into 6 groups 2 forwards  groups 2 midfield groups  and  2 backs groups, Tmac was training  in 1 forwards group with the Weed, brown was in the other forward group with the other new draftees. after their drills they made up 2 teams of 20 players playing a 16 on 16, Tmac went to Ben brown at one end, at the other Lever went to the weed. The first bounce was contested by Max and Bradtke, Max won the tap to Viney who handballed it out to trac who kicked it long to Ben brown who took a overhead mark on Tmac.

May took 25 marks in the backline and Ben brown kicked 15 goals at the other end, Kobe farmer crumbed a couple of goals, one off his left foot and one on his right foot in the first quarter. kossie and farmer where playing like the kracker Brothers, they knew where the other one was, with about 30 seconds to go Trac kicks to the right side pocket where Fritsch took  a leading mark, my skip is on the left side of the point post, he kicks it across goal and can you believe it, it landes in the bin my cover is going to be blown, Tomlinson jumps the fence to get the ball I duck my head with the rest of the rubbish, luckily he doesn't notice me close call, then the truck comes and takes me away maybe I might come back on Friday.

I still can't get the smell out of my nose ??.stay tuned for my next training report.

Very amusing 'agent 59'.  They didn't train at Casey today...

Nonetheless, thanks for entertaining us with your, um report imaginings.   If only we played the way we trained, eh!

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5 minutes ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

Very amusing 'agent 59'.  They didn't train at Casey today...

Nonetheless, thanks for entertaining us with your, um report imaginings.   If only we played the way we trained, eh!

This is yesterday training report I posted today had to have a 4 hour shower.

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Well Done DMMA.

Did you notice a garden gnome near the bushes?

Saty has been a bit quiet .Might have been stolen and put in someones garden.

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