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PREGAME: Rd 06 vs Richmond

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10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Just boarded the train at Scumbury. Sitting near a bunch of Richmond blokes - all yap, Tatts and bo !

No hang on - they’re shielas ! FMD they’re ugly!

Dunno why they’re looking at me . Probably picked me as a celebrity 

I purchased a reserved seat a few weeks ago- otherwise i’d Probably armchair support from the Manor 

Worst thing is my seat is right next to @Moonshadow   [censored] that’ll be boring 

How about posting a selfie Uncle ?

Just for the sake of authenticity and to provide some light relief to many heavy hearts.

 

 

 
3 minutes ago, hemingway said:

How about posting a selfie Uncle ?

Just for the sake of authenticity and to provide some light relief to many heavy hearts.

 

 

A selfie !

FMD Ernie - the only “selfie” i’m into is abuse!

MEMO COACHING STAFF

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE BACHAR HOULI ACCOUNTABLE, OTHERWISE HE WILL PICK UP 40 + DAMAGING POSSESSIONS ACROSS HALF BACK 

PAAAAAAAAALEEEEAAAASEEE!!

 
15 hours ago, picket fence said:

MEMO COACHING STAFF

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE BACHAR HOULI ACCOUNTABLE, OTHERWISE HE WILL PICK UP 40 + DAMAGING POSSESSIONS ACROSS HALF BACK 

PAAAAAAAAALEEEEAAAASEEE!!

Gee good to see coaching staff listened to that message, Yep absolutely!!!!


On 4/22/2019 at 2:00 PM, Dee Zephyr said:

Let’s try our hardest to stay positive until quarter time at least. Put your coaches hats on and discuss how we can win. 

Bring in some fresh legs for starters, I’ve read suggestions we should go man on man. Can we sustain that for 4 quarters? Toiges have a plethora of zippy small forwards that’s why Hunt goes back for me especially if Jeffy comes in. He was good on Motlop  Round 1. At least he has the speed to keep up and make it harder for them. 

Weid and T Mac need to clunk a few early and get some confidence providing our delivery is much improved. 

Max and Nank should have an interesting battle. The Nank likes to push forward and is capable of kicking at least a couple. 

If they are to beat us at least make them earn their goals for the entirety. 

I did stay positive until quarter time, in retrospect, DZ and it was a reasonable quarter for us against Richmond. Not long after that I needed another ale or two to stay focused, not able to get a round of golf in the darkness of an approaching night. Weid and TMac didn't clunk anything except their respective reputations; Max was treated poorly by the umpires so the Nank could start the Tigers' engine. Sadly, we did not make them earn their goals - they just did as they pleased against us. Looks like a few teams are going to do that after the first five rounds...

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