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Jarman Impey

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With mosquito fleets being the buzz word of the 2017 finals series and with talk of Jarman Impey possibly wanting out of Port Adelaide to move back home to Victoria would you consider taking him?

What is he worth? Do we have the draft currency? Could he be involved in a trade for Watts if he is going to Port?

 

Mosquito fleet should offer non stop harassment. Only thing Jarman has run from is the cops.

 

Has got some tricks but I can't see where he'd add any other value except for depth to our list. 

Whilst depth is important, I believe we need to set our sights higher than players of Impey's ilk. Plus, I think if we land Balic as rumoured, we've effectively covered off on the depth aspect this type of player.

Edited by McQueen

Remember the no d-ckheads policy.

Edited by Redleg


Big Pass. I have watched him many times and has way too many lapses in games.

Did a runner from the cops after he pranged his car leaving Monfries house on the pi55 and bolted from the scene. 

No thanks dick heads elsewhere please.

Edited by Win4theAges

No thanks.

Off-field reports indicate that he's a loose cannon.

As for the "mosquito fleet" being the flavour of the month. Remember Carlton had one not too long ago that comprised Betts, Garlett, and Yarran. It didn't help them off the bottom of the ladder. My point is there is far more to the Richmond premiership than their "Mosquito fleet".

 

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