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17 minutes ago, dieter said:

I suffer from terminal amnesia. Give an ex digger a clue? 

I'm old enough to demand, don't riddle me!

I know, you're an extra terrestrial ring in, brought to terra firmus on the wings of the Phantom.

Also, I'm a busy man. I have my finger in many meat pies. Some days I don't know whether it's Monday or Monday week.

All that is constant is the scintillating commentary from my beautiful wife - all Polish girls are genetically blessed with the god given gift of pulchritude - and the constant demands of a teenage daughter, who is at least 50% genetically correct ,who mistakes her father for an ATM.

ok a hint. you commented on the lilting sound of my forebears

Posted (edited)
54 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

ok a hint. you commented on the lilting sound of my forebears

Yes, apologies, D stands for Da and C stands for Celt.

Must say, you're a cultured chap, can't say that for a lot of the respondents. 

By da wey, lov the banter.

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Posted
On ‎25‎/‎02‎/‎2017 at 3:20 PM, Jack son 5 said:

It is what it is. Been there a few times. Problem was the car parking. Eftpos? WtF?

Its called planning your day.

It was a great day.  Picnic rugs, chairs in the outer, great playing conditions. Just need  to be flexible.  Got out of the carpark in a 1/10 of the time as at the ' G ' too.

 

Posted (edited)
22 minutes ago, Demon17 said:

It was a great day.  Picnic rugs, chairs in the outer, great playing conditions. Just need  to be flexible.  Got out of the carpark in a 1/10 of the time as at the ' G ' too.

 

Dolce for those who know what to expect. Me, I'm just a Box Hill Bogan who wants to watch his team 50 kilometres away at Casey Fields. How was I to know one needed the accouterments alluded to above?

Like I said, this is 2017. One shouldn't need to fork out $38 in cash when there is money in the bank and one can use this facility in just about any money-making/losing venture in Australia. If it was to be a Cash Only venture then one needs to INFORM one's clientele. Failure to keep your customers informed and happy is simply bulldust.

So you know the ropes. Any mercy for those who don't?????

 

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Posted
9 hours ago, daisycutter said:

yeah, but i hope they had vegan, gluten-free, non-dairy, low-sugar, halal, kosher and nut-free options available 

Nut-free and a crowd of Demon supporters sounds impossible to me ... :)

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37 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Nut-free and a crowd of Demon supporters sounds impossible to me ... :)

Yes you have to be nuts to be one.

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Posted (edited)

The 'year' setting on my watch would take a beating flying from Perth to Melbourne then driving to Casey. Would I be travelling to the future then back to the past or would it be the present again if Casey were equal to Perth? 

I went to a WAFL game last season and I couldn't get in because I didn't have any shillings. 

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3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

The 'year' setting on my watch would take a beating flying from Perth to Melbourne then driving to Casey. Would I be travelling to the future then back to the past or would it be the present again if Casey were equal to Perth? 

I went to a WAFL game last season and I couldn't get in because I didn't have any shillings. 

Go to bed ET it is late and you need rest.


Posted
8 hours ago, Diamond_Jim said:

And you guys think you have it hard.

I was going to India last month but they cancelled the note equivalent of the $10 and $20 notes. That represented 86% of the currency on issue in a country where 90% plus of the transactions are in cash. To say it caused chaos is an understatement.

Came to Hanoi instead. Not much eftpos here but the bia hoi (fresh beer) is cheap!!

You should head north to the Dong Van region if you have the time Diamond Jim. I was there just recently and it's an absolutely stunning part of the globe. Take cash.

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