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Simon Goodwin the player

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Old ground, but why would any official at an AFL club, when confronted with WADA-banned substances on the premises, not say "get that xxxx out of here NOW!"

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    4 minutes ago, Dante said:

    I'm not condoning his personal use of peptides, but it doesn't say in there, or anywhere that I've read that he was involved in the administration of drugs to the players. 

    He was obviously complicit.

     

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    31 minutes ago, Ted Fidge said:

    Old ground, but why would any official at an AFL club, when confronted with WADA-banned substances on the premises, not say "get that xxxx out of here NOW!"

    I just think the bloke has form for bad decisions.
    Wouldn't surprise me if he wandered out rd1 with a neck tattoo.

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    3 hours ago, Fork 'em said:

    I just think the bloke has form for bad decisions.
    Wouldn't surprise me if he wandered out rd1 with a neck tattoo.

    Neck tattoos make you 15% tougher - fact.

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    He deffenitly knows what it takes to be a top player. 

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    10 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Neck tattoos make you 15% tougher - fact.

    And 50% dumber.

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    11 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Neck tattoos make you 15% tougher - fact.

    Off to the tattooist now. You'd better be right on this. I'm relying on you here.

     

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    10 minutes ago, Ron Burgundy said:

    Off to the tattooist now. You'd better be right on this. I'm relying on you here.

     

    If you get your shaft done that's an extra 10% toughness. 

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    Just now, Ethan Tremblay said:

    If you get your shaft done that's an extra 10% toughness. 

    how much extra for getting your eyeballs tatted?

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    20 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    If you get your shaft done that's an extra 10% toughness. 

    I'll definitely be adding that option. Was probably going to do it anyway, but the 10% extra toughness just sealed the deal.

     

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