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Christian Petracca & Lucas Peters

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1 hour ago, juzzk1d said:

I'll tell you one thing. I'd rather someone with personality and flair in a football club than a robot like Jack Grimes.

Jack actually gave us a few minutes of his time after training and was hardly a robot... 

 
59 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

That is pathetic, you prefer your sociopathic personality obviously

My god, you're such a moaner. 

Edited by Moneider96

Such a great story!

How did we deliver such a schizophrenic thread?

 

Don't know if the failed psych test is true, but people develop towards adulthood in differing ways. Petracca is certainly maturing into a thoughtful and compassionate young man, good on him..... (but I still want him to be ruthless and super competitive on the footy field)

18 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

And to think Petracca failed numerous of Psych tests and put clubs off through his personality LOL

Christian, just a few questions. If you were out on the town, in a restaurant perhaps, would you get so drunk you would abuse someone and then assault them?

No.

Christian, if drug testers paid you a visit, would you swim across a river to escape them?

No.

Would you socialise with bikies who were known criminals and murderers?

No.

If you were with a mate and you were both having amourous relations with two ladies, would you swap partners even if the ladies didn't want to?

No.

Have you ever been found passed out near a casino?

No.

If a school girl was hanging around the club, would you "counsel" her in a hotel room wearing only your undies, with drugs present?

No.

Hmmm ... Look, I'm sorry Christian, but it seems you just don't have the character required to fit in at an AFL football club. We're going to pass on this one. Good luck with your endeavours elsewhere.

 


Little Lucas waiting at the top of the race as the team came off after their warm up. CP5 went over to say g'day before Lucas handed him a Sherrin. TV camera down there.

15 minutes ago, JTR said:

Little Lucas waiting at the top of the race as the team came off after their warm up. CP5 went over to say g'day before Lucas handed him a Sherrin. TV camera down there.

Now that should inspire the team

"if it is to be it's up to me..."

RDB

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