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A Doggie to the Dees

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What are our KPI s and how will we ensure quality outcomes if we implement the models this person is proposing ??

One KPI would be that I'm not waiting for the Sandy Line train to come at half time because I couldn't cope with another two quarters.

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    We live in a professional world SWYL. Let's get the very best clock monitor we can. Someone from Seiko. It'll send a message to all other clubs as to the type of outfit we are.

    "good idea O Lord"

    "Course if's a good idea..."

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    Hahaha A new Clock Monitor...That is what we need...!

    "The game starts now.....NO not in 45 minutes ok"

    Also ...the game ends soon.....like in 1 minute!

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    "Sorry to wake you lads, it's 2 o'clock in the afternoon...

    You'll be compensated for this..."

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    1977 and norff are being beaten badly. Half time.

    Barassi: "Right you blokes, haven't you listened to anything we've been talking about this year. You're absolutely hopeless. It's time to get back to basics."

    Holding up a football in front of the players, Ron says "this is a football".

    Crackers Keenan in the back of the room: "hold on coach, you're going to fast".

    QD.

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    I was really hoping to open this thread to read that Bontempelli had requested a trade to the Dees :(

    It's not beyond someone here to start that rumour if you'd like to read about it for the next 80 pages or so ...

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    Straight up the guts and don't bugger around on them flanks.

    "Thank you gentlemen for coming to this introductory meeting...

    KICK THE BLOODY THING!!! DON'T MUCK ARIUND WITH IT JUST KICK IT DOWN THE GUTS!!!!

    ..see you all next week."

    Yeah......"kick it long. Big Bob #16 will mark and goal" :-)

    Reminiscing just isn't what it used to be.

    Hahaha A new Clock Monitor...That is what we need...!

    "The game starts now.....NO not in 45 minutes ok"

    ...or, v Saints, 20 seconds to go. :-(((
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    "Thank you gentlemen for coming to this introductory meeting...

    KICK THE BLOODY THING!!! DON'T MUCK ARIUND WITH IT JUST KICK IT DOWN THE GUTS!!!!

    ..see you all next week."

    ....and if you dont kick it down the guts.....ILL SPEW UP!!!!!

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    It's not beyond someone here to start that rumour if you'd like to read about it for the next 80 pages or so ...

    Over to you, HH. So, you know a board member...

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