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Round 19

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Tell someone who cares hh

I dislike the Crows with deep intensity.

Them out of the top eight makes my day.

I'm sure the AFL and most non-Essendon supporters hope Essendon doesn't make the 8. Life will be a lot simpler if they don't play finals.

 

This season is bonkers. It really is anyone's guess as to who is going to take those last two spots in the 8.

Tell someone who cares hh

I dislike the Crows with deep intensity.

Them out of the top eight makes my day.

Dislike them you may, but anything, Wash my mouth out - even Ninthmond - would be better than seeing EssUndone in the finals.

 

I posted my awe of these two teams after watching their recent game WJ. I was particulary impressed by both teams ability to dispose of the ball under pressure.

Sadly, however, we look more like playing that type of footy in 2026.

I think you might be surprised about what happens once our players have the system drilled into them over a couple of seasons with some refinement, player development and a specific plan for recruiting by the Roos crew.

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This season is bonkers. It really is anyone's guess as to who is going to take those last two spots in the 8.

...and they will only be making up the numbers.


Dislike them you may, but anything, Wash my mouth out - even Ninthmond - would be better than seeing EssUndone in the finals.

Totally agree.

F$&@k Essendope

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