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Clichés

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Indeed it has been a very big entry into the footy lexicon.

Reckon Dwayne Russell gets enjoys a decent fist as much as anyone.

Christ, I hope it's not Sandiland's fist!!!!

 

Christ, I hope it's not Sandiland's fist!!!!

He'd pack quite a punch.

Indeed it has been a very big entry into the footy lexicon.

Reckon Dwayne Russell enjoys a decent fist as much as anyone.

That's not commentating though..

 

Apologies if its already been said but Bwuces,s 5 tmes in 5 sentances

" off a step "

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You have reminded me of one of my footy captain coaches who had a habit of coming up to you in the communal club room showers after Thursday night training with an earnest look on his face to talk to you about the coming game and your selection only to realise he was also pissing on your leg! It was his idea of humour. I think he got most of the young blokes at least once. Same thing but I wasn't wearing a pocket at the time.

Ewww! Gross!


rodan will make the best sub

play max for me

its all the fault of CS

Christ, I hope it's not Sandiland's fist!!!!

Stuie Loewe would bring a tear to the eye.

Former C'w--d Captain, Premiership Player, Copeland winner and Coach Neil Mann could hold 2 dozen eggs in the palm of his hand.

And yeah, he was also a Ruckman so he did his fair share of fisting.

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I thought this time of year might be a good chance to look back at clichés we've used over the season.

Some of my favorites:-

"I'm a glass 1/2 full person". (Navel gazer.)

".....taller players take longer to mature...." Sometimes preceeded with "We all know"

I think there's been an "...elephant in the room...". That's a real now expression. I'm just looking for places to use it.

My favourite " ...you have to give something to get something ...". I call that the loser's cliché.

What about ".. Moderators, please lock this ...". I've copped that a couple of times. To use something I think may become a more used cliché soon "I wear it as a badge of honour."

Of course the worst one I heard over the year was "[so & so] defeated Melbourne ..[some scores]"

Yes, I'm bored.

The 81 respones to this post must have been more bored than you !

'Without doubt, this is the worst team we've picked all year'

My fave that covered rounds 2-22 this year ;)

lol..yep, that one got a fair run this year.


sandpit...........................................................yechhht, just soo metrosexual

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