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New Recruits in Dees Jumpers

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Viv looks like Steven Armstrong there lol

NOOOO Don't abuse the kid already haha apart from being in the right place at the right time to win a flag he didn't do anything else. I have high hopes for Viv and I reckon he will show us very early what he is capable of

 

Reckon we could finish mid table next year. Say 10th.

Is that delusional?

(I am pretty damn hungover).

nope...could be any number of teams in a similar potential Cant see us being easy beats any more :)

EVERY EFFING YEAR MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB, YOU SMASH MY HEART TO PIECES.

AT THE END OF EACH SEASON I HATE YOU. I LOATHE YOU.

BUT I STILL EFFING LOVE YOU.

And just as i tell myself to not get excited about the next season (2014) you go and

BLOODY SUCK ME IN ONCE AGAIN WITH SOME SOLID EFFING TRADING AND THE ATTAINMENT OF AN AMAZING COACH (Roos) and coaching staff (the rest)

Bring on Round 1!

ARRRGGGHHHHH!

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Viv looks like Steven Armstrong there lol

NOOOO Don't abuse the kid already haha apart from being in the right place at the right time to win a flag he didn't do anything else. I have high hopes for Viv and I reckon he will show us very early what he is capable of

A Premiership player, though sadly not in that jumper


A closer look into Bernie Vince

Two things I don't understand...

1. Why would somebody take the time to upload that onto youtube?

2. What is the purpose of posting it on Demonland?

EVERY EFFING YEAR MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB, YOU SMASH MY HEART TO PIECES.

AT THE END OF EACH SEASON I HATE YOU. I LOATHE YOU.

BUT I STILL EFFING LOVE YOU.

And just as i tell myself to not get excited about the next season (2014) you go and

BLOODY SUCK ME IN ONCE AGAIN WITH SOME SOLID EFFING TRADING AND THE ATTAINMENT OF AN AMAZING COACH (Roos) and coaching staff (the rest)

Bring on Round 1!

ARRRGGGHHHHH!

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Come on Song - man up! Just think of the long break. And if you are still living with that filth supporter, hide his false teeth.

 

Collars???? Really???? Thats an issue??

Very impressed with the work of the Football Dept this trade period. We appear to have got exactly what we need. Add to the trading the draft picks, Mitch Clark (Now fit and raring to go), Dom Barry, Jessie Hogan and another pre season into Terlich, Evan, M Jones etc and I am starting to feel the warm glow of positivity.

Roll on preseason can't wait

Carn the Dees!!!!!

I reckon they will all look good in the White jumper!


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