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MCG - Birds will wing it in September

dee-luded
in Melbourne Demons

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... with all the science being wasted in the court of mayhem, what can be done with the feathered fiends on the feast.

maybe the scientists could make themselves useful?

Could the cats be put to good use removing those pesky birds???

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    ... with all the science being wasted in the court of mayhem, what can be done with the feathered fiends on the feast.

    maybe the scientists could make themselves useful?

    Could the cats be put to good use removing those pesky birds???

    Chips in the carpark. Hot.
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    Overhead wires have done a fantastic job getting rid of the majority of the birds.

    Unfortunately they can't count the birds in our attendance anymore.

    Mick Malthouse seems to be about the only person who is worried by them anymore.

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    Overhead wires have done a fantastic job getting rid of the majority of the birds.

    Unfortunately they can't count the birds in our attendance anymore.

    Mick Malthouse seems to be about the only person who is worried by them anymore.

    I don't think Micky's ever been the same since he started watching Alfred Hitchcock... maybe he showed the blues his video library... :lol:

    Only Sheedy dislikes those seagulls... he'd sort them out.

    I like WYL's idea, chilli chips... nice 'N' hot.

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    I don't think Micky's ever been the same since he started watching Alfred Hitchcock... maybe he showed the blues his video library... :lol:

    Only Sheedy dislikes those seagulls... he'd sort them out.

    I like WYL's idea, chilli chips... nice 'N' hot.

    Panadol in chips even better, however I don't think the kiddies will be happy with all the carcasses left on the pitch...

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    What's September? I hope the birds spend the whole month dropping the foulest bombs of all time on anybody who walks into the place.

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    ... with all the science being wasted in the court of mayhem, what can be done with the feathered fiends on the feast.

    maybe the scientists could make themselves useful?

    Could the cats be put to good use removing those pesky birds???

    bout time we got onto a serious football subject big fella

    mmmm playing finals next year,this problem needs sorting out

    perhaps bbo,wyl to be given 12 gauge shotties and let loose from the top of the members?

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    bout time we got onto a serious football subject big fella

    mmmm playing finals next year,this problem needs sorting out

    perhaps bbo,wyl to be given 12 gauge shotties and let loose from the top of the members?

    this is a serious footy manner,,, killing 2 birds with one slingshot is the aim.

    didn't you enjoy big ears dickk dastardly & his brand.... better call sheedy back to fix the seagulls now this is outa hand.

    that brand will be sponsor trash once we all start laughing about all this, on their accounts...

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    bout time we got onto a serious football subject big fella

    mmmm playing finals next year,this problem needs sorting out

    perhaps bbo,wyl to be given 12 gauge shotties and let loose from the top of the members?

    Can I join the team please?

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    Can I join the team please?

    no

    deeluded said your to old and unreliable

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    no

    deeluded said your to old and unreliable

    No never did, I have total respect for OD... & would only consent to the use of firearms in the defence of the greater good.

    just keep your feet well away from your sights..

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    bout time we got onto a serious football subject big fella

    mmmm playing finals next year,this problem needs sorting out

    perhaps bbo,wyl to be given 12 gauge shotties and let loose from the top of the members?

    BBO does not need a shotgun to scare away seagulls, if his bio pic is anything to go by.

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