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Your obsession with nether product is a worry

Apologies,

I'm a bit browned-off today.

Just getting a load off my mind.

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    Coming out of the ground last week after getting smashed by Norf, I found a MFC membership nailed to a tree. So I took it. You can never have enough nails.

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    I stayed with an American family in the 70s and one of their boys had that electronic American Footy game! I got to play it and the little plastic men moved with alot more purpose than most of the MFC players out there today!

    P.S. May i suggest we use this game as our new white board for match days?

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    I would like to hear Biffen's advice on what, logically, should be next.

    Are you really sure about that?

    Edit: Sorry, i just read Biffs responses. Too late!!

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    The State Government is considering a name change for our great city in order to disassociate from the Melbourne Football Club. Eddie McGuire has been appointed to chair the steering commmitee for investigating naming options.

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