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GAME DAY

The Great Pretender
in Melbourne Demons

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Nathan Jones should demand a transfer. He like the members, doesn't deserve to put up with this rubbish any longer

Not in his character I think. Jonesy is the kind of guy who wants to drag the club off the ground, not leave like Jack 'Give me the footy cos I don't want to get it myslef' Watts.

We need more Jones, less of the other 21 blokes.

 

And Taggert can't get a game.

Imagine what it would do for your confidence if you couldn't crack a gig in this rabble! I laugh at us not trying different options. Are we seriuosly worried things can get any worse?

There we go. That's the difference between Trengove and Grimes. Grimes cannot kick a football. One kicks a captain's goal, the other misses without any pressure.

WYL, take note Trenners can kick further than 30 meters.

 

[censored] oath. Can we learn to tackle please?

So gutted right now.

Rock bottom.


Tom Scullly is twice the player Trengove is

I just saw Watts! completely forgot he was playing.

Thing that is going to make me sick about this is that the rentboy team will get an absolute circle jerk of plaudits from the commentator's and its a nothing but the fact we are just truly pathetic.

Who is commentating with Harley? He is truly woeful.
 

Leading our B+F before getting his shoulder torn off. He has been a shadow of his former self since coming back, but with another pre-season he'll be back to his best.

He's never been able to kick a football though, Chook. He was a turnover king in previous years and now he struggles to find the ball. When he gets a pre season into him, he'll be able to find more of the ball, but he'll still turn it over by foot and hand.

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This is the sh!test game of footy I have seen the Demons play. We ARE SH!TER than the Roy Boys.... If we don't turn it around next season we will go the same way..... Don't the stupid players understand this... No extra team, no extra spots on AFL lists, cause no other team in there right mind would have them on their list. So half of them won't be able sit in their w@nky cafe's, to buy their half fat, de caff soy milk latte. Play football you pack of flogs. Jack Trengove did kick a nice captains goal, too bad he is a co captain of a team of squeezers. I will sign of by saying Lyndon Dunn.. Go get FARKED!!!!

What can you say...........pure disbelief at the effort and performance.

What a joke!

Anyone pulls out any positives from this I will [censored] slap you!


Thats it for me fellas. Im off for the year. See you next year. Will suport the boys again but not paying for a membership. They will jave to earn my money just like i have to

We'll at least we can laugh at Scully for leaving us and going to play for the biggest basket case team in the afl.

OH wait!!!!!!!

I can't even take the GWS supporters seriously, I see them pumping their fists and I just think, what do you represent.

Then I realize that I barrack for the MFC.

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