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Let me impart one final piece of wisdom.

Do not allow yourself to be seduced by Stuie's glib blandishments and promises. His is the path to perdition andl pain. He is the devil incarnate among this land of demons.

 

Stuie is the King of comedy here.

How about that ripping pun he zinged out only last week.

This guys in for a real treat.

Well done Lord. I'm sure your timely comments will encourage our new convert to take part in all the morally and spiritually uplifting aspects of Demonland.

Says the man wearing a studded collar and covered in terrible eye shadow

 

Where'd he go? I thought we had him at 'fresh meat'.


He took one look at BBO an ran for his life. Probably follows the Filth now. They may not have their own teeth, but at least they don't over do it on the eye shadow.

Where'd he go? I thought we had him at 'fresh meat'.

He saw that Dawes and Chippa are out this week and has fled to Mexico.

He took one look at BBO an ran for his life. Probably follows the Filth now. They may not have their own teeth, but at least they don't over do it on the eye shadow.

You just don't get it you crude [censored]. Good make up enhances one's features. Though my eyes are already sultry and seductive - every little bit helps.

Edited by Bitter but optimistic

 

Best Reception Ever!

Thanks guys!

I don't like to be included with the Hoi Polloi. Thanks guys and a special thanks to Uncle Bitter would have been more appropriate. ( just so you know)


I'll stop. Please don't - just had dinner. And the new fella deserves better.

other people's heads are too wretched a place for true happiness to have its seat

I'll stop. Please don't - just had dinner. And the new fella deserves better.

I knew you would see reason Moon.

other people's heads are too wretched a place for true happiness to have its seat

Wow!! That is profound.


Lordweaver, as atheistic as i often am on here , I would like you to pluck something from the bible for our virginal brethren , if it please thou.

Our performances of late have left me weak of will.

To you Biffen I offer the great Arthur Schopenhauer 'Life without pain has no meaning

Welcome and I'd advise finding out how to block people.

I've finally used it this year.

But as said, Blame Watts for everything, and I mean everything!!!

Expect every draft pick to be a star then bag the hell out of them after their first game and pine over a draft pick we did not take.

Then come up with ridiculous trades.

Will fit right in.

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I do blame watts for everything, he should of lead us to the moon and back.

oh how he taught us a valuable lesson :mellow:

To you Biffen I offer the great Arthur Schopenhauer 'Life without pain has no meaning

Schopenhauer was not very sane,LW, but I'll flick through it again.


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