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Courtenay Dempsey. He missed last weeks game because he was injured then he went out saturday night drinking. he didnt get drunk but still broke team rules.

You know he got caught out. The idiot posted a photo on instagram with a drink in his hand.

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Sorry I know this doesnt involve melbourne but I needed a laugh at something this week and the fact he plays for essendon makes it funnier.

jazza Redleg

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whats the chances of drafting this bloke

Chook Legend

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The award for dumbest footballer may go to Dempsey, but the award for dumbest football must surely go to the Melbourne Football Club. The things we do on the field just defy belief.

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GIVE THAT MAN A FIVE YEAR CONTRACT! WE NEED TYPES FROM SUCCESSFUL CULTURES LIKE ESSENDON! WE ARE RUTHLESS NOW! (groan)

Forest Demon Redleg

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Was genuinely interested to see just what was the dumbest football. I reckon a soccer ball, thing just bounces and rolls in straight lines, what an idiot.

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Courtenay Dempsey. He missed last weeks game because he was injured then he went out saturday night drinking. he didnt get drunk but still broke team rules.

You know he got caught out. The [censored] posted a photo on instagram with a drink in his hand.

dempsey.jpg

Sorry I know this doesnt involve melbourne but I needed a laugh at something this week and the fact he plays for essendon makes it funnier.

What a classic!!!!! Naughty boy has a beer!!!! I would have thought having a beer at Essendrug would get you a commendation.


Deemotivated Mighty Demon

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Our boys need to get together for after game beers and bonding.. too many individuals.. not enough team work.

Id enforce no headphones on team trip and a good session every other weekend!!

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He might've escaped sanction if it was a beer. That looks to be a Smirnoff in his hand. Throw the book at him I say.

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He might've escaped sanction if it was a beer. That looks to be a Smirnoff in his hand. Throw the book at him I say.

Footy players never seem to drink beer anymore. On Facebook with Sylvia and Moloney it's always cruisers...

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Footy players never seem to drink beer anymore. On Facebook with Sylvia and Moloney it's always cruisers...

Bunch of blouses. What ever happened to a VB? Wouldn't have happened in my day.

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Footy players never seem to drink beer anymore. On Facebook with Sylvia and Moloney it's always cruisers...

True. If I overheard a footballer ordering a cosmopolitan I wouldn't even blink. Fortunately they haven't all been bitten by the metro bug. If they printed a photo of Jonno Brown even in the vicinity of a cruiser he'd probably sue for defamation.

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