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Training - Monday 4th February, 2013

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I think Stuie was always undervalued in the relationship.

Ben is a maverick ,a wild brumby in the minefield of footy philosophy .

Stuie could never tame that horse .Why try ?

But it was beautiful when it was on .

I'm getting a bit teary at the thought of it being finished .

You're too sentimental for your own good. And, I must say, Stuie seems very ungrateful - considering our generous overtures.

You guys are like my least favourite two puppys who I have to let keep sucking on my teet cos technically we're family.

 

You guys are like my least favourite two puppys who I have to let keep sucking on my teet cos technically we're family.

I feel your pain brother.

Right now I'm crying like I did at the end of Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.

However, we are not family,

You've lost your Bro in a tragic Watts disagreement.

Stop lashing out.

Compose yourself.

Please never refer to me in familial words again.

Carry on your life with the remnants of your self-respect.

I feel your pain brother.

Right now I'm crying like I did at the end of Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.

However, we are not family,

You've lost your Bro in a tragic Watts disagreement.

Stop lashing out.

Compose yourself.

Please never refer to me in familial words again.

Carry on your life with the remnants of your self-respect.

yap yap....

Same old lines Biff, not getting funnier, just like the puppy not realizing I haven't actually thrown the tennis ball.

 

You guys are like my least favourite two puppys who I have to let keep sucking on my teet cos technically we're family.

I think you've got the wrong idea Stuie. This allusion to "sucking on my teet" and, in another thread, "kissing the forehead", disturbs me. I don't mind being friends with you but ... I need to draw the line. I don't want to be hurtful but I already have a partner.

I think you've got the wrong idea Stuie. This allusion to "sucking on my teet" and, in another thread, "kissing the forehead", disturbs me. I don't mind being friends with you but ... I need to draw the line. I don't want to be hurtful but I already have a partner.

Scruie needs you now more ever.

How dare you just dump him when Bens just dumped him and I'm having a break .

You really are a heartless country bastard sometimes .


I think you've got the wrong idea Stuie. This allusion to "sucking on my teet" and, in another thread, "kissing the forehead", disturbs me. I don't mind being friends with you but ... I need to draw the line. I don't want to be hurtful but I already have a partner.

Four legs or two?

 

I cant believe I just wasted a few minutes (more) on this love/hate/stalking crap. BBO, Biff and Stuie,get a room and sort it out! If I remember this time last year it was the RR & WYL show. The script is not any better and I wish I can visit threads without having to sort thru the pig [censored]


Unfortunately, Demonsterative, this is the Internet - it's full of pig s**t.

that's a bit rough ms, there's also plenty of bull s**t, cow s**t, bird s**t, media s**t and chicken s**t too.

plenty for all tastes

oh, and alpaca s**t too

Moonshadow

Sometimes there is a time to moderate and a time not too. In this case its a time to delete such crap and warn or PM the offenders to stop.

God, I sound like Stuie now

Don't think it's been too bad in this thread. Just my view perhaps. Understand moderating in the Footy Classified thread, though. Naughty boys


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