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Training - Monday 4th February, 2013

Slartibartfast
in Melbourne Demons

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I think Stuie was always undervalued in the relationship.

Ben is a maverick ,a wild brumby in the minefield of footy philosophy .

Stuie could never tame that horse .Why try ?

But it was beautiful when it was on .

I'm getting a bit teary at the thought of it being finished .

You're too sentimental for your own good. And, I must say, Stuie seems very ungrateful - considering our generous overtures.

You guys are like my least favourite two puppys who I have to let keep sucking on my teet cos technically we're family.

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    You guys are like my least favourite two puppys who I have to let keep sucking on my teet cos technically we're family.

    I feel your pain brother.

    Right now I'm crying like I did at the end of Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.

    However, we are not family,

    You've lost your Bro in a tragic Watts disagreement.

    Stop lashing out.

    Compose yourself.

    Please never refer to me in familial words again.

    Carry on your life with the remnants of your self-respect.

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    I feel your pain brother.

    Right now I'm crying like I did at the end of Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.

    However, we are not family,

    You've lost your Bro in a tragic Watts disagreement.

    Stop lashing out.

    Compose yourself.

    Please never refer to me in familial words again.

    Carry on your life with the remnants of your self-respect.

    yap yap....

    Same old lines Biff, not getting funnier, just like the puppy not realizing I haven't actually thrown the tennis ball.

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    You guys are like my least favourite two puppys who I have to let keep sucking on my teet cos technically we're family.

    I think you've got the wrong idea Stuie. This allusion to "sucking on my teet" and, in another thread, "kissing the forehead", disturbs me. I don't mind being friends with you but ... I need to draw the line. I don't want to be hurtful but I already have a partner.

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    I think you've got the wrong idea Stuie. This allusion to "sucking on my teet" and, in another thread, "kissing the forehead", disturbs me. I don't mind being friends with you but ... I need to draw the line. I don't want to be hurtful but I already have a partner.

    Scruie needs you now more ever.

    How dare you just dump him when Bens just dumped him and I'm having a break .

    You really are a heartless country bastard sometimes .

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    I think you've got the wrong idea Stuie. This allusion to "sucking on my teet" and, in another thread, "kissing the forehead", disturbs me. I don't mind being friends with you but ... I need to draw the line. I don't want to be hurtful but I already have a partner.

    Four legs or two?

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    I cant believe I just wasted a few minutes (more) on this love/hate/stalking crap. BBO, Biff and Stuie,get a room and sort it out! If I remember this time last year it was the RR & WYL show. The script is not any better and I wish I can visit threads without having to sort thru the pig [censored]

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    Unfortunately, Demonsterative, this is the Internet - it's full of pig s**t.

    that's a bit rough ms, there's also plenty of bull s**t, cow s**t, bird s**t, media s**t and chicken s**t too.

    plenty for all tastes

    oh, and alpaca s**t too

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    Moonshadow

    Sometimes there is a time to moderate and a time not too. In this case its a time to delete such crap and warn or PM the offenders to stop.

    God, I sound like Stuie now

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    Don't think it's been too bad in this thread. Just my view perhaps. Understand moderating in the Footy Classified thread, though. Naughty boys

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