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Training - Monday 4th February, 2013

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I think Stuie was always undervalued in the relationship.

Ben is a maverick ,a wild brumby in the minefield of footy philosophy .

Stuie could never tame that horse .Why try ?

But it was beautiful when it was on .

I'm getting a bit teary at the thought of it being finished .

You're too sentimental for your own good. And, I must say, Stuie seems very ungrateful - considering our generous overtures.

You guys are like my least favourite two puppys who I have to let keep sucking on my teet cos technically we're family.

 

You guys are like my least favourite two puppys who I have to let keep sucking on my teet cos technically we're family.

I feel your pain brother.

Right now I'm crying like I did at the end of Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.

However, we are not family,

You've lost your Bro in a tragic Watts disagreement.

Stop lashing out.

Compose yourself.

Please never refer to me in familial words again.

Carry on your life with the remnants of your self-respect.

I feel your pain brother.

Right now I'm crying like I did at the end of Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.

However, we are not family,

You've lost your Bro in a tragic Watts disagreement.

Stop lashing out.

Compose yourself.

Please never refer to me in familial words again.

Carry on your life with the remnants of your self-respect.

yap yap....

Same old lines Biff, not getting funnier, just like the puppy not realizing I haven't actually thrown the tennis ball.

 

You guys are like my least favourite two puppys who I have to let keep sucking on my teet cos technically we're family.

I think you've got the wrong idea Stuie. This allusion to "sucking on my teet" and, in another thread, "kissing the forehead", disturbs me. I don't mind being friends with you but ... I need to draw the line. I don't want to be hurtful but I already have a partner.

I think you've got the wrong idea Stuie. This allusion to "sucking on my teet" and, in another thread, "kissing the forehead", disturbs me. I don't mind being friends with you but ... I need to draw the line. I don't want to be hurtful but I already have a partner.

Scruie needs you now more ever.

How dare you just dump him when Bens just dumped him and I'm having a break .

You really are a heartless country bastard sometimes .


I think you've got the wrong idea Stuie. This allusion to "sucking on my teet" and, in another thread, "kissing the forehead", disturbs me. I don't mind being friends with you but ... I need to draw the line. I don't want to be hurtful but I already have a partner.

Four legs or two?

 

I cant believe I just wasted a few minutes (more) on this love/hate/stalking crap. BBO, Biff and Stuie,get a room and sort it out! If I remember this time last year it was the RR & WYL show. The script is not any better and I wish I can visit threads without having to sort thru the pig [censored]


Unfortunately, Demonsterative, this is the Internet - it's full of pig s**t.

Unfortunately, Demonsterative, this is the Internet - it's full of pig s**t.

that's a bit rough ms, there's also plenty of bull s**t, cow s**t, bird s**t, media s**t and chicken s**t too.

plenty for all tastes

oh, and alpaca s**t too

Moonshadow

Sometimes there is a time to moderate and a time not too. In this case its a time to delete such crap and warn or PM the offenders to stop.

God, I sound like Stuie now

Don't think it's been too bad in this thread. Just my view perhaps. Understand moderating in the Footy Classified thread, though. Naughty boys

Four legs or two?

Four legs good, two legs bad?

Wait, wrong context.


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