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Best Homer moments

Gippsland Dee
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Share you most memorable homer moments. Mine is "No tv and no beer make homer go crazy!

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    Definitely coaching Bart's football team. He's like Mark Neeld this week.

    'Now, while I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you.'

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    Share you most memorable homer moments. Mine is "No tv and no beer make homer go crazy!

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    Have you seen The Shining?

    Thats what this is a parody of .

    "you dont win friends with salad" was on last night-a classic.

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    Have you seen The Shining?

    Thats what this is a parody of .

    "you dont win friends with salad" was on last night-a classic.

    yep sure have, pretty good movie, "here's Johnny!"

    Homer and the springfield gauge isn't bad either haha

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    Clown School is right up there.

    Many classic Homer moments...

    "The Rolling Stones Rock n Roll camp" is another....

    Shut Up Flanders...

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    Yep, Clown College is the best episode ever.

    "Thats it, I'm going to Clown College!"

    "I guess no one expected him to say that"

    First time I saw that I almost [censored] myself.

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    Strike 3 Marge. I remember that meeting and I have a photographic memory!

    simpsons5-2.jpg

    So then I said to the president.... get this.

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    "Trying is the first step towards failure."

    "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."

    "OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I'll kill you!"

    "Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay to lose."

    "Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day, and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

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    Yep, Clown College is the best episode ever.

    "Thats it, I'm going to Clown College!"

    "I guess no one expected him to say that"

    First time I saw that I almost [censored] myself.

    That Billboard did not effect me....
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