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Seasons over, still feel like i'm watching the Demons.

AmericanDemon
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Here in the states i'm a journalist. The college football team which I cover has been outscored 103-6 in the first half this year. I think i'm a masochist.

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    Here in the states i'm a journalist. The college football team which I cover has been outscored 103-6 in the first half this year. I think i'm a masochist.

    Did things improve in the second half? If so, maybe it's better than watching the Dees.

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    Did things improve in the second half? If so, maybe it's better than watching the Dees.

    The team has been better in the second half, but still haven't won a game. 0-6 record.

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    Which team?

    Don't worry, it's just a development phase. A few high draft picks, free agents, moneyball trades, fitness coaches, GPS units and preseason time trials will have the team playing for a premiership (provided they don't merge first).

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    Here in the states i'm a journalist. The college football team which I cover has been outscored 103-6 in the first half this year. I think i'm a masochist.

    How can a team get outscored like that, that's 15 touchdowns for a half?

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    How can a team get outscored like that, that's 15 touchdowns for a half?

    It's actually quite impressive! They've yet to score in the first quarter. The 110 points that they've now given up as they just got scored on again is the total number of points against them in the first half. They're averaging giving up nearly 30 points a half.

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    Hope they dont wear the red and the blue?????

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    Here in the states i'm a journalist. The college football team which I cover has been outscored 103-6 in the first half this year. I think i'm a masochist.

    Interesting AD. Do they have a draft meeting and tanking over there?

    Just asking :lol:

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    Haha no, Purple and White actually.

    aah the Shockers..That makes sense!
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    Haha no, Purple and White actually.

    College? Not the Sooners?

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    Blame Cale Morton....

    Man, Morton's tentacles reach far and wide. He has far more influence than even I'd previously given him credit for. Kinda like Keyser Soze!
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    College? Not the Sooners?

    Nope not the Sooners, the college I cover is a division below the Sooners, like the VFL to the AFL.

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