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C'mon Swans ...

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"HOGAN...13 days in the cooler"

Mods sedate this man immediately. Altzhiemers has kicked in...

Nothing wrong with my brain.

.... what is this site again?

 

Take your meds please old mate.I'm calling a nurse to check on you .

Cannot find the dam perscription Biffen

I know I had it around july.

What month is it again?

 

Cannot find the dam perscription Biffen

I know I had it around july.

What month is it again?

CRAFTS disease must be kicking in.

Stay with us buddy.

Ugh stuff Hawthorn. I despise them.

Swannies for me all the way.

There are teams I hate alot more than Hawthorn - Essendon, Pies, West Coast, North etc, but definitely will be backing in the Swans this weekend.


There are teams I hate alot more than Hawthorn - Essendon, Pies, West Coast, North etc, but definitely will be backing in the Swans this weekend.

So after the last 6 years P_Man you are picking another loser.

Get with the strength.

swannies for me

go bloods.......they deserve a third flag after that disgusting bloodbath with the carlscum many years ago and the pizz-poor treatment they got from the afl

plus i don't want the dorks equalling us on 12 flags

swannies for me

go bloods.......they deserve a third flag after that disgusting bloodbath with the carlscum many years ago and the pizz-poor treatment they got from the afl

plus i don't want the dorks equalling us on 12 flags

GO Hawks and they will not be in clash strip.

 

Go Hawks send this Sydney mob back where they belong without the cup.

I am Brown and Gold for the next 6 days

You will be OD when WYL chucks you in one of the Werribee ponds!

So after the last 6 years P_Man you are picking another loser.

Get with the strength.

They can get the job done OD. Hawks have Schoenmakers - that's a 3 goal head start to the Swans already.


You will be OD when WYL chucks you in one of the Werribee ponds!

Sticks and Stones moonshadow

Actually I don't really mind which side wins now Adelaide have been sent home with their feathers plucked.

Now there is a team I really hate.

If they played the Eagles in a GF I would go to the movies.

They can get the job done OD. Hawks have Schoenmakers - that's a 3 goal head start to the Swans already.

Good point He makes Joel Mac look like a rocket scientist.

Jim from Hawthorn must be silenced.

Jim is a man of obvious good taste

get off his back


Jim is a man of obvious good taste

get off his back

Bedtime you.
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Bedtime you.

i am seriously worried about O. D.

He is transmographying before us all.

Narcotics are needed.

i am seriously worried about O. D.

He is transmographying before us all.

Narcotics are needed.

I think he's just discombobulated. He'll get over it after Saturday

I think he's just discombobulated. He'll get over it after Saturday

Not sure what that means dc.

I will have to consulate the Collins.

No dc I do not think that is my position.

Just supporting a good team in the GF.

If one must have a team in a GF that the Dees are not in ( almost every year ) then it is the Might Hawks for me.


i am seriously worried about O. D.

He is transmographying before us all.

Narcotics are needed.

Get wyl is it big word evening on demonland.

Is that an offer or a suggestion Biffen?

Jees OD .Are you still up.

The little white ones are for sleeping and the little blue one are for when your wife wants a cuddle .OK.

Jees OD .Are you still up.

The little white ones are for sleeping and the little blue one are for when your wife wants a cuddle .OK.

Thanks Biffen but I lost the prescription for the white ones

Oh well I will just have to stay up a bit longer.

Is that ok son?

 

Thanks Biffen but I lost the prescription for the white ones

Oh well I will just have to stay up a bit longer.

Is that ok son?

You've earned the right.

Just lay off the blue ones-mind your heart.

You've earned the right.

Just lay off the blue ones-mind your heart.

They got confiscated some time ago so not a problem.


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