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Sir Why You Little
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"HOGAN...13 days in the cooler"

Mods sedate this man immediately. Altzhiemers has kicked in...

Nothing wrong with my brain.

.... what is this site again?

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    Take your meds please old mate.I'm calling a nurse to check on you .

    Cannot find the dam perscription Biffen

    I know I had it around july.

    What month is it again?

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    Cannot find the dam perscription Biffen

    I know I had it around july.

    What month is it again?

    CRAFTS disease must be kicking in.

    Stay with us buddy.

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    Ugh stuff Hawthorn. I despise them.

    Swannies for me all the way.

    There are teams I hate alot more than Hawthorn - Essendon, Pies, West Coast, North etc, but definitely will be backing in the Swans this weekend.

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    There are teams I hate alot more than Hawthorn - Essendon, Pies, West Coast, North etc, but definitely will be backing in the Swans this weekend.

    So after the last 6 years P_Man you are picking another loser.

    Get with the strength.

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    swannies for me

    go bloods.......they deserve a third flag after that disgusting bloodbath with the carlscum many years ago and the pizz-poor treatment they got from the afl

    plus i don't want the dorks equalling us on 12 flags

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    swannies for me

    go bloods.......they deserve a third flag after that disgusting bloodbath with the carlscum many years ago and the pizz-poor treatment they got from the afl

    plus i don't want the dorks equalling us on 12 flags

    GO Hawks and they will not be in clash strip.

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    Go Hawks send this Sydney mob back where they belong without the cup.

    I am Brown and Gold for the next 6 days

    You will be OD when WYL chucks you in one of the Werribee ponds!

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    So after the last 6 years P_Man you are picking another loser.

    Get with the strength.

    They can get the job done OD. Hawks have Schoenmakers - that's a 3 goal head start to the Swans already.

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    You will be OD when WYL chucks you in one of the Werribee ponds!

    Sticks and Stones moonshadow

    Actually I don't really mind which side wins now Adelaide have been sent home with their feathers plucked.

    Now there is a team I really hate.

    If they played the Eagles in a GF I would go to the movies.

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    They can get the job done OD. Hawks have Schoenmakers - that's a 3 goal head start to the Swans already.

    Good point He makes Joel Mac look like a rocket scientist.

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    Jim from Hawthorn must be silenced.

    Jim is a man of obvious good taste

    get off his back

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    Jim is a man of obvious good taste

    get off his back

    Bedtime you.
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    Bedtime you.

    i am seriously worried about O. D.

    He is transmographying before us all.

    Narcotics are needed.

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    i am seriously worried about O. D.

    He is transmographying before us all.

    Narcotics are needed.

    I think he's just discombobulated. He'll get over it after Saturday

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    I think he's just discombobulated. He'll get over it after Saturday

    Not sure what that means dc.

    I will have to consulate the Collins.

    No dc I do not think that is my position.

    Just supporting a good team in the GF.

    If one must have a team in a GF that the Dees are not in ( almost every year ) then it is the Might Hawks for me.

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    i am seriously worried about O. D.

    He is transmographying before us all.

    Narcotics are needed.

    Get wyl is it big word evening on demonland.

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    Is that an offer or a suggestion Biffen?

    Jees OD .Are you still up.

    The little white ones are for sleeping and the little blue one are for when your wife wants a cuddle .OK.

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    Jees OD .Are you still up.

    The little white ones are for sleeping and the little blue one are for when your wife wants a cuddle .OK.

    Thanks Biffen but I lost the prescription for the white ones

    Oh well I will just have to stay up a bit longer.

    Is that ok son?

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    Thanks Biffen but I lost the prescription for the white ones

    Oh well I will just have to stay up a bit longer.

    Is that ok son?

    You've earned the right.

    Just lay off the blue ones-mind your heart.

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    You've earned the right.

    Just lay off the blue ones-mind your heart.

    They got confiscated some time ago so not a problem.

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