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Herald Sun reports Gysberts to be shown the door...Neeld has gone mad!!!

Tex
in Melbourne Demons

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I want Neeld to rip this list apart and put it back together his way.

I am not inspired by our captains. But others are so i will wait.

As this is our last chance at greatness i will be marking the cards very hard.

You have every right to mark your cards very hard - your hurt has been really coming through.

We as supporters, members, financial givers, volunteers, barrackers, sympathists, must now DEMAND more.

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    You have every right to mark your cards very hard - your hurt has been really coming through.

    We as supporters, members, financial givers, volunteers, barrackers, sympathists, must now DEMAND more.

    That we must, and if it doesn't the financial assistance will cease.

    I will buy a membership next year. But without visable improvement that will be the last.

    The MFC have been warned!!

    Edited by why you little

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    You have every right to mark your cards very hard - your hurt has been really coming through.

    We as supporters, members, financial givers, volunteers, barrackers, sympathists, must now DEMAND more.

    What about those of us that "accept mediocrity".

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    What about those of us that "accept mediocrity".

    Plenty of those on this site, BIffen.

    For the first time in ten years we've got a ruthless coach and everyone's carrying on like a Greek chorus...

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    We have a few Queens left on our reality bus DC-and a few Prima Donas.

    I think the bus is stopping all destinies, Picking up & Letting off.

    All the queens can get off whenever they want these days, & I hope the drivers, Viney & Harrington pickup hard & adventurous players to rebuild the Demon List.

    All squeamish need not apply.

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    Where can make a donation to buy Tex a new keyboard. The enter key must be in pieces after that furious outburst.

    ah if your gunna carry on like you should not be allowed to own a keyboard !
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    Hahaha.

    "Everyone shut up, here comes the midfield coach. I dont want him to hear what we are planning for the match. "

    lol

    you'd hope people would think before they type..

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    Does anyone else remember those old Ken Bruce TV commercials?

    Mark Neeld Has Gone Mad..

    Mark Neeld Has Gone Mad..

    MARK NEELD HAS GONE COMPLETELY MAD!!

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    Does anyone else remember those old Ken Bruce TV commercials?

    Mark Neeld Has Gone Mad..

    Mark Neeld Has Gone Mad..

    MARK NEELD HAS GONE COMPLETELY MAD!!

    Out the door they go-

    Some of them hardly used.

    Others reconditioned.

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    Out the door they go-

    Some of them hardly used.

    Others reconditioned.

    And most are definitely factory seconds!

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    Out the door they go-

    Some of them hardly used.

    Others reconditioned.

    I preferred Tuckerbag myself. A talking paper bag whilst pulling a cone was always amusing...
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    I preferred Tuckerbag myself. A talking paper bag whilst pulling a cone was always amusing...

    I've seen a new side to you WYL. I'll remember this post if I ever need to disagree with you.

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    I've seen a new side to you WYL. I'll remember this post if I ever need to disagree with you.

    Did Tuckerbag crack you up as well??
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    I've seen a new side to you WYL. I'll remember this post if I ever need to disagree with you.

    Nothing wrong with having a Hong Kong or two in front of the Telly.

    I also enjoyed the musings of the Tuckerbag-what a talent.

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    John Singleton made $millions out of that obnoxcious bag.

    That was Singleton?? The man's a genius, in such a bizarre way.

    On another note, how do you come up with info like this? You must be a fan!

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    Nothing wrong with having a Hong Kong or two in front of the Telly.

    I also enjoyed the musings of the Tuckerbag-what a talent.

    I don't have a high enough post count yet to risk my credibility like that yet.

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    That was Singleton?? The man's a genius, in such a bizarre way.

    On another note, how do you come up with info like this? You must be a fan!

    Worked in TV since the 80's when TV was flying.

    "Where do you get it" was also Singleton..

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    I don't have a high enough post count yet to risk my credibility like that yet.

    Start early and take no prisoners BW. With your avatar we expect a fair bit of showboating.

    Aint nothing wrong with herbal remedies.

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    Worked in TV since the 80's when TV was flying.

    "Where do you get it" was also Singleton..

    Classic. Bit before my time but I looked it up and that's a pisser.

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    There it is. The Bag!!!

    Just heard Wayne the Cabbie from Geelong who always called up SEN at 3am died on Friday..i am a bit sad, god he would crap on, but he was a true character.

    R.I.P. mare.

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