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Honestly, if he had just come out and said "A giant spewed ten beers on me while I was asleep, so that's why I'm leaving. Oh, and by the way, someone's paying me six million dollars to do it," I really don't think too many people would have blamed him.

In the immortal words of George Costanza, "It's a traumatic thing to be thrown up on."

I just cannot understand why he didn't let the club know he was going. The only possible reason is that he was afraid they'd stop giving him games in the AFL.

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    Honestly, if he had just come out and said "A giant spewed ten beers on me while I was asleep, so that's why I'm leaving. Oh, and by the way, someone's paying me six million dollars to do it," I really don't think too many people would have blamed him.

    In the immortal words of George Costanza, "It's a traumatic thing to be thrown up on."

    I just cannot understand why he didn't let the club know he was going. The only possible reason is that he was afraid they'd stop giving him games in the AFL.

    Spot on Chook. But he chose to lie and must live with that.
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    Great read :)

    Number 31 for young Viney please! so every time he tackles $cully to the ground (with great force :)) afterwards when young $cully looks up from the turf at the great #31 he will be seeing stars Red and Blue...

    Edited by Deevout

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    Scully did us a huge favour

    Two first round draft picks for a weak as [censored] skinny unbalanced outside skirter

    And we got Mitch Clark as well

    God bless Tom Scullduggery

    I like it. You should submit that to the banner thread!

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    "We the collective jilted wife coming face to face with her husband for the first time since he ran off into an emotionless [censored]-in-a-cash-register style relationship with a young, well built tart."

    Brilliant stuff.

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