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The "I'm Glad There's No Matchday Thread", Thread

hardtack
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good eyes there Sellar

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    Next goal crucial

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    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh too slow.....too slow

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    If we actually had 22 players on the bus we'd be up by now.

    absolutely well put
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    AHHHHHH!!!!

    What the hell has happened to Green's kicking? He used to be one of the nicest kicks in the AFL- now terrible!!

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    Be good if Green didnt have the yips today..... was once our best kick......once.

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    A nephrectomy scar is on your flank, around to the back. But there's a fair bit of "back" before you get to kidney.

    Well mine certainly doesn't run from the flank... but you can take that up with Donald Duffy who was the surgeon that did the operation at Melbourne's Mercy Hospital, and coincidentally, was President of the MFC.

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    snap

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    Clark shows how its done.....tfft !!

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    Yeah MItch!!!

    Another quick one before the break..

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    Is this the game day thread or hardtack's kidney thread?!

    We are in this, Goal to Clark! Yes I agree, need everyone contributing, not just the same every week!

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    hard done by there McKenzie

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    poetic Daisy....poetic !!

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    These umpires are definitely favouring Collingwood. I don't usually bag umpires, but there is a definite favouritism going on here

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    Is this the game day thread or hardtack's kidney thread?!

    Neither... it's the "I'm glad there's no Gameday thread" thread.

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    If we actually had 22 players on the bus we'd be up by now.

    absolutely well put

    An 8 goal head start does not help either.

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    some bloody interesting decisions by the Maggots for sure

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    Almost unbelievable that Daisy got his free and then Howe gets taken out off his run by Maxwell and no free.

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    An 8 goal head start does not help either.

    That was the killer... it took us one and a half quarters to realise we were at the MCG.

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