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Subbing Meatloaf for Demetriou

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How 'bout Burl Ives...? Couldn't be worse than Loaf,M.

He is dead WYL but then again perhaps that does not make him worse then Mr. Loaf!

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    Surely for that kind of money you could have got a lot better.

    Brian Wilson (good vibrations) or Sting (Roxanne) would have been better options.

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    How about the tac grand final.

    I agree with you Benno for no cost we could have the TAC grand final.

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    He is dead WYL but then again perhaps that does not make him worse then Mr. Loaf!

    Mr Loaf was worse than death!!!!

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    I agree with you Benno for no cost we could have the TAC grand final.

    Don't be so ridiculous!!! Playing a game of Football before the Grand Final.....Far to Logical..

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    How about we wheel Johnny Farnham out again and then throw rotten fruit at him until he shuts his piehole .We then follow with similar mediocrities and gradually increase the firmness of the fruit until we draw blood . For the grand finale , Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus on stage together to begin singing some hick crap and then we just blow up the stage, killing them instantly.

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    Chad Morgan.....the Sheik of Scrubby Creek himself !

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    Don't be so ridiculous!!! Playing a game of Football before the Grand Final.....Far to Logical..

    Yes you are right I will now go and sit in the naughty corner!

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    I see today the Fat Controller & Anderson are Both blaming the Weather conditions and the accustics of the sound system for Meatheads deplorable comedy act Pre GF...Then why did the Band and the Backing singer sound just fine????

    Please admit it Vlad....You were wrong & stuffed up again.....I wait for GWS to do the same, even if i am already dead when it happens!!!!

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    Genius. Problem sorted.

    Actually, if Chad's unavailable, perhaps they could slot in Paul Madigan and the Humans? he could serenade the Fat Controller with "You're a Pri@k!".

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    It seems that Chad may have gone the same way as Frank Ifield, so my final suggestion is TISM accompanied on stage by the Tony Bartuccio dancers from the Don Lane show. What could go wrong? Les Murray however might be a tad nervous.

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