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My 3 word player analysis V The Dorks

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Green - opportunistic forward's game

Jones - his normal game

Watts - had little involvement

Gysberts - time for demotion

Bate - deserves another game

Bennell - limited game time

Frawley - had little assistance

Trengove- game to forget

Sylvia - sublime and embarrassing

McKenzie - tackling's not enough

Dunn - not the worst

Petterd - showed some class

Maric - was the worst

Garland - never looked comfortable

Moloney - tried as always

Rivers - reliable all day

Martin - confidently attacked game

Tapscott - little to commend

Howe - some brief involvement

Jamar - lost his momentum

Strauss - the invisible defender

Nicholson - looked completely overawed

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    Pretty much spot on. Can we add Bailey to the names???? Have no structure...

    *has no structure

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    Green - hard to watch

    Jones - very limited player

    Watts - a soft game

    Gysberts - needs a rest

    Bate - has no future

    Bennell - not worth comment

    Frawley - wasn't the worst

    Trengove- shuffled around wastefully

    Sylvia - frustrated is palpable

    McKenzie - taught a lesson

    Dunn - should be regular (note: his fault if he isn't though)

    Petterd - showed some class

    Maric - needs good run

    Garland - wasn't totally horrible

    Moloney - needs more friends

    Rivers - solid without spectacular

    Martin - ruckwork needs improving

    Tapscott - provided my highlight

    Howe - talent is there

    Jamar - just chuggling along

    Strauss - did reasonable job

    Nicholson - confidence fading fast

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    Green - hard to watch

    Jones - very limited player

    Watts - a soft game

    Gysberts - needs a rest

    Bate - has no future

    Bennell - not worth comment

    Frawley - wasn't the worst

    Trengove- shuffled around wastefully

    Sylvia - frustrated is palpable

    McKenzie - taught a lesson

    Dunn - should be regular (note: his fault if he isn't though)

    Petterd - showed some class

    Maric - needs good run

    Garland - wasn't totally horrible

    Moloney - needs more friends

    Rivers - solid without spectacular

    Martin - ruckwork needs improving

    Tapscott - provided my highlight

    Howe - talent is there

    Jamar - just chuggling along

    Strauss - did reasonable job

    Nicholson - confidence fading fast

    ...maybe try reposting when you've calmed down little

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    ...maybe try reposting when you've calmed down little

    I only made a few harsh comments at the top.

    Brad Green is hard to watch. Even player reasonably well today he inspires nothing.

    Jones is limited. He has limited speed, limited vision and limited skill. He continues to turn the ball over by hand for no apparent reason, especially as he's demonstrated a good kicking ability. I love him for trying, but his decision making gets found out so badly by top teams.

    Watts' game was both mentally and physically soft. He wasn't up against any sort of quality tall defender and allowed himself to be taken out of the game at CHF. He needs to prove he can do something at CHF to make himself a presence even when having a bad day.

    I was harsh on Bate, but find me someone who disagrees. Let's play Cook or McDonald next time we run out of players.

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    Watts' game was both mentally and physically soft. He wasn't up against any sort of quality tall defender and allowed himself to be taken out of the game at CHF. He needs to prove he can do something at CHF to make himself a presence even when having a bad day.

    Yeah right. Because we play the ball so well thru CHF.

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