The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

Ah yes, I looked to the heavens and saw the future and you are in that future as a budding countdown star. No, not the "he who can't talk" Molly Meldrum countdown, but the far more important, Demonland Draft Countdown.

Keep up your studies and practice well and as the Nun said to the Bishop, "it's not that hard" and no my son it isn't that hard, if you continue on the right path to Countdown Mastership.

I thought you said Countdown Masterchef for a minute, which had me quite puzzled ...

[daisycutter 29,603]

I thought you said Countdown Masterchef for a minute, which had me quite puzzled ...

you were probably pizza'ed at the time

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

you were probably pizza'ed at the time

No just puzzled about tying my cravat ...

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

you were probably pizza'ed at the time

Do they allow Pizza shops in Borewood dc?

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

Do they allow Pizza shops in Borewood dc?

Is that anywhere near Washington DC?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

Is that anywhere near Washington DC?

Don't give dc (and Borewood) illusions of grandeur R and B.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

Don't give dc (and Borewood) illusions of grandeur R and B.

But Washington is all about illusions .... and I suspect DC knows a trick or two!

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

But Washington is all about illusions .... and I suspect DC knows a trick or two!

Well he does a trick or two .... especially at the Tennis Club and Dinner Dances.

[Moonshadow 17,675]

What's that new signature about Uncle Bitter? Don't tell me someone sent you an offensive pm? Surely not....

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

What's that new signature about Uncle Bitter? Don't tell me someone sent you an offensive pm? Surely not....

Don't be silly Moonie! Do you know of a low [censored] that would snitch about pm's and then send one like that?

[Biffen 12,940]

Don't be silly Moonie! Do you know of a low [censored] that would snitch about pm's and then send one like that?

You must be fairly shaken.

By the blocking I mean.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

You must be fairly shaken.

By the blocking I mean.

Indeed!! What sort of an ignoramus could do without my sage advice on all matters?

[Biffen 12,940]

Indeed!! What sort of an ignoramus could do without my sage advice on all matters?

And troll is a little harsh.

More of an overweight ogre one would think.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

And troll is a little harsh.

More of an overweight ogre one would think.

Your use of "overweight" was unnecessarily hurtful. I am retiring for the evening.

[Moonshadow 17,675]

Don't be silly Moonie! Do you know of a low [censored] that would snitch about pm's and then send one like that?

Can't say that I do. No one could possibly be that hypocritical.

[stuie 7,374]

Don't be silly Moonie! Do you know of a low [censored] that would snitch about pm's and then send one like that?

What a weak dog hypocrite you are.

Sad sad little boy.

[daisycutter 29,603]

Do they allow Pizza shops in Borewood dc?

well bitters, we are sort of transitioning here in paradise city

souvlaki and pizza shops are fast becoming passe and chop suey and curry are more the menu du jour

had a lovely #24 last night

[Moonshadow 17,675]

What a weak dog hypocrite you are.

Sad sad little boy.

What amazing irony. Squeal about an abusive pm and then deliver one that's worse. You must be thrilled to have sunk so low.

[Dr John Dee 1,057]

well bitters, we are sort of transitioning here in paradise city

souvlaki and pizza shops are fast becoming passe and chop suey and curry are more the menu du jour

had a lovely #24 last night

Is that what you call her?

[jötnar 25]

And troll is a little harsh.

More of an overweight ogre one would think.

I resemble that remark.

[daisycutter 29,603]

Is that what you call her?

well i've always been hopeless with remembering names, doc. a problem with many savants.

Edited October 26, 2015 by daisycutter

[daisycutter 29,603]

What amazing irony. Squeal about an abusive pm and then deliver one that's worse. You must be thrilled to have sunk so low.

that's a bit unfair on stuie, moonie

stuie, being such a noted wordsmith, probably meant it more in a poetic or literary sense rather than your literal interpretation

after all, we are talking of demonland's moral compass here

[Redleg 40,817]

28 & 20

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

Is that what you call her?

Dr John. You are clearly a man of letters ...and numbers... so you maybe able to help me out with this. I have heard (yes I know hearsay) that in certain establishments in SE Asia that young female employees are in fact, identified by a number that is textered on their .... argh ... person.

Apparently the idea is that if you wish to have an intellectual discussion with said young ladies, you ask the maitre d to invite, let us say number 69 24 over to your table.

Is that your understanding of the process?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

well bitters, we are sort of transitioning here in paradise city

souvlaki and pizza shops are fast becoming passe and chop suey and curry are more the menu du jour

had a lovely #24 last night

I'm having a deja vu moment here but , I need to know - is Kai si ming the dish of choice in Borewood?