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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Loved Groucho but he was the opiate of the masses.

And Karl presumably wouldn't join any club that would have him as a member ... :)

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    Gee we could use another 10 Grouchos then to take the pizz out of our modern executive elites who take themselves far too seriously!

    We have Biff, Moonie and BBO ... the Gat brothers?? :)

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    And Karl presumably wouldn't join any club that would have him as a member ... :)

    and if you could walk that way you wouldn't need the talcum powder.

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    Freeze the aggots of a brass monkey down here tonight.

    Couldve sworn it was snowing today,actually wore gloves for the night milking and now hugging the fireplace and still cold.

    I am sure BBO can spare an alpaca or two ...

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    We have Biff, Moonie and BBO ... the Gat brothers?? :)

    The Gatlin boys do you mean? We know their form, you know, what they did to Becky. I was thinking more the Gibb Brothers myself, how good were they? Unfortunately so many have passed on. There is only Barry, lead vocals and Lance, right arm orthodox, left to fly the flag.

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    The Gatlin boys do you mean? We know their form, you know, what they did to Becky. I was thinking more the Gibb Brothers myself, how good were they? Unfortunately so many have passed on. There is only Barry, lead vocals and Lance, right arm orthodox, left to fly the flag.

    I believe the Gatlin boys love both types of music, ie country and western. Personally, I think I prefer Gatling guns ... :)

    So you are a BeeGee fan, Earl? I find it kind of ironic that one of the best known tunes by the brothers Gibb was Stayin' Alive. :lol: :lol: Then again, I am on the side of the HeeBeeGeeBees, who coined the phrase 'Meaningless songs in very high voices' :lol:

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    I believe the Gatlin boys love both types of music, ie country and western. Personally, I think I prefer Gatling guns ... :)

    So you are a BeeGee fan, Earl? I find it kind of ironic that one of the best known tunes by the brothers Gibb was Stayin' Alive. :lol: :lol: Then again, I am on the side of the HeeBeeGeeBees, who coined the phrase 'Meaningless songs in very high voices' :lol:

    You win Again.

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    You win Again.

    Wish the Dees would too then! :lol:

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    Wish the Dees would too then! :lol:

    Now you are Jive Talking.

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    Now you are Jive Talking.

    But How Deep is your Love?

    Edited by Red and Bluebeard

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    But How Deep is your Love?

    More than a Woman. it's a Tragedy, but it includes a football club.

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    More than a Woman. it's a Tragedy, but it includes a football club.

    When I decided to no longer support Meth Coast back in 1998.

    I had a choice of two clubs, one was the Essendon FC and the other the Melbourne FC.

    I am glad that I made the correct decision.

    Edited by DemonFrog

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    But How Deep is your Love?

    Oh dear I think I started a joke

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    Oh dear I think I started a joke

    Keep going

    BBO loves it

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    When I decided to no longer support Meth Coast back in 1998.

    I had a coice of two clubs, one was the Essendon FC and the other the Melbourne FC.

    I am glad that I made the correct decision.

    So are we. But where is the picture? :-)
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    Oh dear I think I started a joke

    We all have our crosses to bear. But you will survive :-)
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    And if it keeps up it'll start me crying!

    So it will be easy to see the tracks of your tears :-)
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    So are we. But where is the picture? :-)

    Shhh I am saving them up

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    Shhh I am saving them up

    For the victory celebration tonight? :-)
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    no victory won last night, r&b :blink:

    So Melbourne will lose 2 nights in a row then.

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    Oh dear I think I started a joke

    I am trying to recall our last flag but can only remember spicks and specks of the day.

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    no victory won last night, r&b :blink:

    So some Melbourne teams can win at Etihad ...
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    I am trying to recall our last flag but can only remember spicks and specks of the day.

    Spicks and Specks? Best thing on TV! Even after many repeats.

    And abou the last flag, perhaps you were only 19 ...

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