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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Well again I am surprised there are pages of comment on numerous threads about the draft.

I guess it just shows how desperate Dees fans are for any news that might raise us about the doldrums of this last decade.

Amazing!

Thanks for that 'bub'. Anyone else think it would be a novel idea to have a daily countdown?

I hope you and bb realise you are usurping the the "Countdown official of Demonland"

I would tread warily if I were you pair.

I am told that his wrath can be dreadful.

 

Thanks for that 'bub'. Anyone else think it would be a novel idea to have a daily countdown?

countdowns.......thats Red's dept -_-:unsure: .......... :)

Well again I am surprised there are pages of comment on numerous threads about the draft.

I guess it just shows how desperate Dees fans are for any news that might raise us about the doldrums of this last decade.

Amazing!

this HAS been a VERY GOOD draft though OD....Wont solve anything overnight but you cant make a good vintage from rubbish fruit. We just got a swag of quality on board. Just needs to develop and i think we are capable of that now....but earlier ........... :unsure:


Kyber Pass is now starting to spit thunder at alarming rate.But still no rain forecast.

Thanks for asking OD.

this HAS been a VERY GOOD draft though OD....Wont solve anything overnight but you cant make a good vintage from rubbish fruit. We just got a swag of quality on board. Just needs to develop and i think we are capable of that now....but earlier ........... :unsure:

I know this is pessimistic bb but I have heard it before after our draft picks.

I now regard drafting of 18 year olds as Picking the best junior footballers.

Time will tell if they progress to the best senior footballers.

I know this is pessimistic bb but I have heard it before after our draft picks.

I now regard drafting of 18 year olds as Picking the best junior footballers.

Time will tell if they progress to the best senior footballers.

But no one is relying on the kids anymore.Huge difference. They'll get that time and space to find their feet

I dont expect much out of them ( draftess) til 2016 but happy to watch any glimpses in the meant time

There wasnt a morton or a gysberts among them Old :) and certainly no Cooking the picks either lol

 

But no one is relying on the kids anymore.Huge difference. They'll get that time and space to find their feet

I dont expect much out of them ( draftess) til 2016 but happy to watch any glimpses in the meant time

There wasnt a morton or a gysberts among them Old :) and certainly no Cooking the picks either lol

People were glowing about them at the time bb

But as you say time will tell if we have mined gold or quartz.

People were glowing about them at the time bb

But as you say time will tell if we have mined gold or quartz.

missed the point Old

snap quiz...how many skiny kids did we draft ??


missed the point Old

snap quiz...how many skiny kids did we draft ??

No I didn't but I will still wait and see.

I have been beaten down by too many failures and for better or worse

I am now firmly a member of the " believe it when I see it Club"

No I didn't but I will still wait and see.

I have been beaten down by too many failures and for better or worse

I am now firmly a member of the " believe it when I see it Club"

You are just a grumpy old codger with dreams of failure.

Enter the modern world and dream of winning and going overseas on cruise ships.

No I didn't but I will still wait and see.

I have been beaten down by too many failures and for better or worse

I am now firmly a member of the " believe it when I see it Club"

Believe this OD... Final quarter, 2016 preliminary final, 2 minutes to go, Dees down by 4 points to Hawthorn.

Tommy Mac swoops on a loose ball in the back pocket - handpass to Oscar Mac - switches play to the members side - superb pass hits Stretch on the chest- two bounces - brutal shepherd from Petracca on Hodge - doesn't move- Stretch spots up Brayshaw in the corridor - Brayshaw takes off - shepherd on Mitchell from Neal-Bullen - doesn't get up - Brayshaw kicks inside 50 - Hogan crashes the pack- Hawk defenders spreadeagled - Petracca runs on to the loose ball - kicks from 30m - GOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!

Ball is bounced in centre - Gawn taps it to Jones - handpass to Viney- on to Brayshaw - on to Petracca - Hogan marks 25 m out - kicks truly - Game over! Dees into Grand Final.

Ya gotta dream big my friend.

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You are just a grumpy old codger with dreams of failure.

Enter the modern world and dream of winning and going overseas on cruise ships.

Probably jazza but I would suggest nightmares

No Cruises in 2015 mate but off to Disneyland in Anaheim at the end of April with No.1 Grand Daughter.

Funny not so long ago you would have been able to get me out of Melbourne in the footy season.

Believe this OD... Final quarter, 2016 preliminary final, 2 minutes to go, Dees down by 4 points to Hawthorn.

Tommy Mac swoops on a loose ball in the back pocket - handpass to Oscar Mac - switches play to the members side - superb pass hits Stretch on the chest- two bounces - brutal shepherd from Petracca on Hodge - doesn't move- Stretch spots up Brayshaw in the corridor - Brayshaw takes off - shepherd on Mitchell from Neal-Bullen - doesn't get up - Brayshaw kicks inside 50 - Hogan crashes the pack- Hawk defenders spreadeagled - Petracca runs on to the loose ball - kicks from 30m - GOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!

Ball is bounced in centre - Gawn taps it to Jones - handpass to Viney- on to Brayshaw - on to Petracca - Hogan marks 25 m out - kicks truly - Game over! Dees into Grand Final.

Ya gotta dream big my friend.

Thank god Tommy Mac hand passed!


Believe this OD... Final quarter, 2016 preliminary final, 2 minutes to go, Dees down by 4 points to Hawthorn.

Tommy Mac swoops on a loose ball in the back pocket - handpass to Oscar Mac - switches play to the members side - superb pass hits Stretch on the chest- two bounces - brutal shepherd from Petracca on Hodge - doesn't move- Stretch spots up Brayshaw in the corridor - Brayshaw takes off - shepherd on Mitchell from Neal-Bullen - doesn't get up - Brayshaw kicks inside 50 - Hogan crashes the pack- Hawk defenders spreadeagled - Petracca runs on to the loose ball - kicks from 30m - GOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!

Ball is bounced in centre - Gawn taps it to Jones - handpass to Viney- on to Brayshaw - on to Petracca - Hogan marks 25 m out - kicks truly - Game over! Dees into Grand Final.

Ya gotta dream big my friend.

Im having what hes having !!

Im having what hes having !!

Ive been having it for the past wwweek and ITS great.

Just realised no biff,whats happened to him, locked up for not paying parking tickets?

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Im having what hes having !!

The Reverend speaks to the one on high bb

The only problem is I don't think her on high has been listening a lot

The Reverend speaks to the one on high bb

The only problem is I don't think her on high has been listening a lot

My wife stopped listening to me a long time ago. The football gods on the other hand are listening. Evidence - 2014 draft and trade periods.

Ive been having it for the past wwweek and ITS great.

Just realised no biff,whats happened to him, locked up for not paying parking tickets?

His banker went to gaol a few weeks ago so he been forced to lay low for awhile due to cash flow issues and a group of ugly bikies


Thanks for that 'bub'. Anyone else think it would be a novel idea to have a daily countdown?

Red's the man for the job

As a reward for all of Red's efforts here a few pics

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Notice the "cups" on those girls.

 

Notice the "cups" on those girls.

They are just plastic, Jazza

Notice the "cups" on those girls.

All wonderful plastic that keeps me employed jazza


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