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No drama, jazza. Just trying to get a rise, and it seems it worked! :) There are certainly some teachers who shouldn't be there, like in any profession.

Algebra? Great stuff! I agree that it is probably wasted on Biff ... :blink::blink:

i dunno, he's become quite expert with the equilateral triangle :rolleyes:

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    Biff thinks algebra is a pakistani beer.

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    Agreed,education for the smart ones.{already wrote that]

    Let the real workers leave in form 3 and get the real work done.

    But rsoles who stand over kids because of their position deserve a car wash every now and then.

    "Agreed,education for the smart ones.{already wrote that]"

    You gotta be taking the [censored] surely Jizz?

    Let the real workers leave in form 3 and get the real work done.

    FMD Jizz what century are you living in?

    But rsoles who stand over kids because of their position deserve a car wash every now and then

    I'm not sure what you mean by that Jizz. Skilled teachers "do not stand over kids" they encourage, support and positively reinforce kid'sself image so that they can reach their potential

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    Ever been fishing BBO?

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    i dunno, he's become quite expert with the equilateral triangle :rolleyes:

    Better not let him know about the sine curve then ... :)

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    Ha Ha. I'm not going to allow you that escape route Jizz! Fess up and admit that teachers made you the [censored] you are!

    Yeah,the maffs teacher made me the bloke i is today.{multiply everything by 4 will make u a good farmer]

    Can actually remember a teacher botting a [censored] off a student one day.

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    Better not let him know about the sine curve then ... :)

    he even has pills to help with the perpen-dic-ular

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    Yeah,the maffs teacher made me the bloke i is today.{multiply everything by 4 will make u a good farmer]

    Can actually remember a teacher botting a [censored] off a student one day.

    Here’s the deal deal Jizza. I’m about over ignorant and uninformed criticism of teachers. I teach year nine kids who , at the start of this year, didn’t give a [censored] about anything. Now about about half of them have a go and submit their work ! I’m proud of that.

    Instead of fondling Buttercup the cow, I’m currently dealing with a kid who can’t see what’s going on because her father punched her in the face and broke her glasses. I’m paying the optometrists bill to sort this out.

    I’m not trying to promote myself as a hero here, I’m just saying that I’m sick of simplistic criticism.

    And BTW . I enjoy butter and cheese – so I’m not denigrating your job either.

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    Here’s the deal deal Jizza. I’m about over ignorant and uninformed criticism of teachers. I teach year nine kids who , at the start of this year, didn’t give a [censored] about anything. Now about about half of them have a go and submit their work ! I’m proud of that.

    Instead of fondling Buttercup the cow, I’m currently dealing with a kid who can’t see what’s going on because her father punched her in the face and broke her glasses. I’m paying the optometrists bill to sort this out.

    I’m not trying to promote myself as a hero here, I’m just saying that I’m sick of simplistic criticism.

    And BTW . I enjoy butter and cheese – so I’m not denigrating your job either.

    Nerve touched Cindy.?

    BTW,we need good people in the community,

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    Not really insulting R@B,just some teachers were rsoles.

    Couldnt wait to finish school and work on the farm.

    School is only meant to be for smart alecs who want to go to university.

    Otherwise its the biggest waste of time.

    Cant believe how much of our tax goes to some of these bludgers.

    Algebra pppppppffffffftttttttttttttttt probably never helped biff spilt an ounce into the right properties.

    Either you are fishing for a rise Jazzy O or you are amongst the most ignorant and isolated fools I have ever had the misfortune of communicating with. Sometimes mate it's better to keep your mouth closed and have people wonder if you are stupid than to open it (or in this case type) and remove all doubt.

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    Either you are fishing for a rise Jazzy O or you are amongst the most ignorant and isolated fools I have ever had the misfortune of communicating with. Sometimes mate it's better to keep your mouth closed and have people wonder if you are stupid than to open it (or in this case type) and remove all doubt.

    Thanks for the advice dad.

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    OMG I just work it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Jazza, you are Hird's lawyer right?

    OMG no wonder he got his backside kick at the first court case and he still believes your advice that he is a shoe in to win the appeal.

    Could you simple have him told him back in 2011 not to inject his players with strange and weird substances?

    Wait your a Dees supporter and you have done what the MFC failed to do for so many years.

    That is bring down the once great Essendon FC.

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    Friday 48 big Jakey.

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    Nerve touched Cindy.?

    BTW,we need good people in the community,

    Well let's get down to it Jizz! Should I pay for this kid's glasses? The family's [censored] so they can't. Unfortunately there are are no grants from the dept of Ag or anyone else.. She's not a cow ..She's a person ... what does a dumb teacher do?

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    Well let's get down to it Jizz! Should I pay for this kid's glasses? The family's [censored] so they can't. Unfortunately there are are no grants from the dept of Ag or anyone else.. She's not a cow ..She's a person ... what does a dumb teacher do?

    just make sure bbo you do it in a way that the dad doesn't smash your face in too

    we like your ugly face just as it is

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    just make sure bbo you do it in a way that the dad doesn't smash your face in too

    we like your ugly face just as it is

    Indeed, I like it that way it is also. I have only been threatened twice by parents - but as I am a big bastard I have laughed it off!

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    School is only meant to be for smart alecs who want to go to university.

    Otherwise its the biggest waste of time.

    Cant believe how much of our tax goes to some of these bludgers.

    WTF are you talking about? You get a shite load of tax breaks and pay SFA taxes. "Our" taxes prop up your occupation. I like to eat and drink, but without teachers, you'd be still in a cave (if you aren't there already).

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    WTF are you talking about? You get a shite load of tax breaks and pay SFA taxes. "Our" taxes prop up your occupation. I like to eat and drink, but without teachers, you'd be still in a cave (if you aren't there already).

    Your response please Jizza!

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    Your response please Jizza!

    Sorry Professor but he on the phone with Tanya planning more legal moves for James against ASADA.

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    But he is (verb to be) ignoramus!

    This is a forum?

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    Well let's get down to it Jizz! Should I pay for this kid's glasses? The family's [censored] so they can't. Unfortunately there are are no grants from the dept of Ag or anyone else.. She's not a cow ..She's a person ... what does a dumb teacher do?

    Maybe Jazzy O could chip in half for the glasses.

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