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All fixed.I didn't need you buffoons at all. It was a browser issue - obviously!

That what I was telling you ROFLAMO

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Tidak lucu!

Tá mé aon smaoineamh cad tá tú ag caint faoi mar sin beidh mé ag scríobh freagra i dteanga eile do gheobhaidh tú ar dhaoine eatarthu

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Who gives a sh-t about BBO's computer. We are down by 12 goals ATM against the Hawks and getting worse.

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Don't give me that Fl og - it's easy to be wise after the event.

As well as before and during the event BBO

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Observation:No OD or Daisycutter visible tonight.

Explanation 1: OD has finally topped himself. He had started to feel a tiny touch of optimimism and hope but had it cruelly snatched away by today's result. He was also out of single malt - no Sherlock needed.

Explanation 2: DC not caring about footy at all and simply shagging blue rinsers.

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Observation:No OD or Daisycutter visible tonight.

Explanation 1: OD has finally topped himself. He had started to feel a tiny touch of optimimism and hope but had it cruelly snatched away by today's result. He was also out of single malt - no Sherlock needed.

Explanation 2: DC not caring about footy at all and simply shagging blue rinsers.

now that is just sheer optimimism (sic)

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So when does the 2014 season end and the 2015 season start?

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PLAYERS WANTED

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No experience, talent or skill necessary.

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Hi Guys It is amazing what 36 hours can do.

Must say after a day with my Grand daughter and night out with a couple of old friends I am totally at peace with the world.

I think my fears from the last six months have been realized but it is not as though I got something totally unexpected yesterday.

Just reminds me that our list is actually as crappy as I thought.

To all those spruking a top eight finish what can you say?

Forget it guys it will not happen this side of 2019.

A good mate who I go to the football with rang me today and said lets do something else in 2014.

Must say it is temping.

We are starting by going to the GP next weekend and I have planned a cruise with last nights friends it will be booked Tuesday.

My wife told me this morning that there are other things in life and she is correct.

The membership is purchased and I will no doubt get to a few games but the MFC in 2014 is probably more of the last two years.

Enjoy the next 6 days guys.

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6 days od? we play in the second week of the split first round

plenty of time for more injuries....hehe

glad we got misson, imagine how bad it would be without him :unsure:

That says it all dc after that the true nature of our crocks will emerge!
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