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15 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

I don't know.   Sorry.

Umm...quizzes without answers are not allowed...!!!🙄

 

I see the censors have struck again. Another tread shut. 

23 minutes ago, old dee said:

I see the censors have struck again. Another tread shut. 

Yep, and they usually involve that deranged lady as well.

 
1 hour ago, old dee said:

I see the censors have struck again. Another tread shut. 

Which thread was that od?

I haven't been reading many threads so not up with the latest!!!


1 hour ago, Neil Crompton said:

Yep, and they usually involve that deranged lady as well.

What did she do or say !!

15 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

What did she do or say !!

She made the 'A Call to Arms' thread but then some of the more typically negative posters were saying things which then got deleted.  Then the mods locked it overnight just so people would cool their jets.

This thread is closing in on 30,000 posts.

I feel like we should have some kind of party or ceremony. Maybe a contest to decide who gets to mark the incredible milestone.

Can the mods lock the thread automatically at 29,999?

Or maybe 20 before that and then we can have a start gun for a mad rush to all post something and hope that it hits th 30,000.

This thread has touched so many lives, we must acknowledge this special moment.

 
1 minute ago, Little Goffy said:

This thread is closing in on 30,000 posts.

This thread has touched so many lives, we must acknowledge this special moment.

I don't think the thread is touched,    perhaps the readers and posters    now that's another question.  But I do like it !

3 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

She made the 'A Call to Arms' thread but then some of the more typically negative posters were saying things which then got deleted.  Then the mods locked it overnight just so people would cool their jets.

Got it!

You mean @WalkingCivilWar went into full on feisty, red hair with bared teeth, mode!   I can guess the 'usual suspects' that were silly enough to engage in a sparring contest with her.  They should know by now that they can't win a 'War of Words' with her...

 

As an aside, I wonder if siilly will be censored like idiiot was...


1 minute ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Got it!

You mean @WalkingCivilWar went into full on feisty, red hair with bared teeth, mode!   I can guess the 'usual suspects' that were silly enough to engage in a sparring contest with her.  They should know by now that they can't win a 'War of Words' with her...

 

As an aside, I wonder if siilly will be censored like idiiot was...

Excellent translation of my straight bat, Goody caricature, retelling of the sordid business Luci!

Edited by DeelightfulPlay

15 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Got it!

You mean @WalkingCivilWar went into full on feisty, red hair with bared teeth, mode!   I can guess the 'usual suspects' that were silly enough to engage in a sparring contest with her.  They should know by now that they can't win a 'War of Words' with her...

 

As an aside, I wonder if siilly will be censored like idiiot was...

 

13 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

Excellent translation of my straight bat, Goody caricature, retelling of the sordid business Luci!

This is the first I’m hearing of this. Hence the usual suspects (whomever they are, this time) are still walking around unharmed.

The one night I give the cricket a miss and instead hit the sack super early and things go [censored]-up. 😆
 

edit: can’t imagine why anyone would take issue with a request for more supporters to attend a match. I even said “Please.”

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

 

This is the first I’m hearing of this. Hence the usual suspects (whomever they are, this time) are still walking around unharmed.

The one night I give the cricket a miss and instead hit the sack super early and things go [censored]-up. 😆

I think it was just one "usual suspect" - at least that's what I saw. I think he is actually an admirer WCW, just doesn't really know how to communicate effectively.

4 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

I think it was just one "usual suspect" - at least that's what I saw. I think he is actually an admirer WCW, just doesn't really know how to communicate effectively.

Firstly…I didn’t get a notification which means it’s someone I’ve got on ignore, and I only have one person on ignore, therefore I know who it is.

Secondly… Gross. 


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20 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

This thread is closing in on 30,000 posts.

I feel like we should have some kind of party or ceremony. Maybe a contest to decide who gets to mark the incredible milestone.

Can the mods lock the thread automatically at 29,999?

Or maybe 20 before that and then we can have a start gun for a mad rush to all post something and hope that it hits th 30,000.

This thread has touched so many lives, we must acknowledge this special moment.

And I think it is only fitting that a statue of the creator of the thread, be erected at the MCG and also another at the new home base,  which will thereby encapsulate his two sporting loves.

18 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i think this thread should renamed "the learnings" 👍

I think this site should be renamed…

‘This topic is now closed to further replies’.

47 minutes ago, Redleg said:

And I think it is only fitting that a statue of the creator of the thread, be erected at the MCG and also another at the new home base,  which will thereby encapsulate his two sporting loves.

Holding a banana in his right hand! 

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

We need be certain it is a banana od !

I’m certain, Uncle, that if it’s bigger than 4 inches it will be a banana.


another day ...

culture wars ...

more fugazi ...

and ... now we have been exiled to the gulags

☹️

 

and now for some good uplifting news ...

on saturday bombers celebrate a 7000 day milestone since they last won a final

congrats to essendon, well played

 
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7 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

We need be certain it is a banana od !

If it bends, it’s a banana.


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