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1 hour ago, old dee said:

Are there good flies Mr. Leg? 

Spanish???

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    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    can anyone explain to me how the the russian orthodox church (roc) is able to field a team at the winter olympics?

    I think Russian is still banned from international sport for doping. Which allows it athletes to rep other organisations.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I think you have eaten too many bad flies froggy.

    Flies, yum yum!!!

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    3 hours ago, old dee said:

    Never, I hate to say it but she is a cats supporter. Also not interested in playing football. I am now working on the four year old.

    OD you must know that Gawn owes the Cats?

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    1 minute ago, DemonFrog said:

    I think Russian is still banned from international sport for doping. Which allows it athletes to rep other organisations.

    Methinks Mr. D. Cutter was commenting in jest.

    🇷🇺 + 💉 =  🚫 

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    Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Methinks Mr. D. Cutter was commenting in jest.

    🇷🇺 + 💉 =  🚫 

    Oh, us Accountant are not known for our sense of humour.

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    I think Russian is still banned from international sport for doping. Which allows it athletes to rep other organisations.

    thanks froggy, i hadn't thought of that

    wish the italians then were banned and we could have the italian roman-catholic athletes (ira) competing for the papacy 

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    13 hours ago, old dee said:

    Are there good flies Mr. Leg? 

    Humour sensor down Atm?

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    12 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    thanks froggy, i hadn't thought of that

    wish the italians then were banned and we could have the italian roman-catholic athletes (ira) competing for the papacy 

    My WAFL team is named by some the “garlic munchers” so I like the Italians.

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    21 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Another quiet day on DL!

    I blame Uncle Bitters!

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    I found a picture of Red.

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

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    I found a picture of Red.

    And you got me smiling.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    And you got me smiling.

    Yes you only smile once every 57 years!

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    5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Yes you only smile once every 57 years!

    On that basis he has had his last smile DF. 

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    2 hours ago, old dee said:

    On that basis he has had his last smile DF. 

    Based on our previous form, the Board should sack our coach sometime in the 2022 season. So it maybe sometime before the next smile. But then again I could be wrong.

    God I hope so!

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    On 2/7/2022 at 4:10 PM, daisycutter said:

    can anyone explain to me how the the russian orthodox church (roc) is able to field a team at the winter olympics?

    All those long Siberian winters no doubt help ...

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    On 2/9/2022 at 6:36 PM, old dee said:

    On that basis he has had his last smile DF. 

    I think he meant every Demons premiership, OD ... 😄

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    21 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    I think he meant every Demons premiership, OD ... 😄

    However he said once every 57 on the basis that he wont live that long it is his last smile.

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    On 2/1/2022 at 7:56 PM, picket fence said:

    I worked with a charming young lady 20 years ago from Cockermouth in UK check it out! 😁........... who loved Porphyry Pearl and was a rabid SWEET fan. Get her onto the turps and she became very conversational!

    I loved Sweet.

    I still remember the day of recording their songs off the radio with the sanyo cassette deck. I was annoyed when mamia mia pushed fox on the run off number one.

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    On 2/12/2022 at 6:24 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

    All those long Siberian winters no doubt help ...

    Not too happy with those pesky ruskies at the minute.

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    On 2/13/2022 at 5:39 PM, old dee said:

    However he said once every 57 on the basis that he wont live that long it is his last smile.

    You never know ... perhaps the premiership cup contains a fountain of eternal youth? 😃

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    On 2/13/2022 at 7:26 PM, leave it to deever said:

    Not too happy with those pesky ruskies at the minute.

    Get Max over there to spew on a couple and that should sort it ... 😋

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    10 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Get Max over there to spew on a couple and that should sort it ... 😋

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    He looks too innocent 

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