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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Tomorrow of course is "Please Come Back", Friday.

83, 8 & 3 =11

Say no more.

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    Youve written better.

    Staring at the girl next to the Tiger in post 12403, over and over again, has just dulled my writing ability and reduced me to a quivering mess.

    It is not easy to type when you are quivering.

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    What Tiger?

    And I hope noone asks me to describe her face....I don't think i've seen it.

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    Staring at the girl next to the Tiger in post 12403, over and over again, has just dulled my writing ability and reduced me to a quivering mess.

    It is not easy to type when you are quivering.

    Jizza, you have no writing ability!!

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    Jizza, you have no writing ability!!

    Who exactly are you responding to? Have another Shiraz mate.

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    Who exactly are you responding to? Have another Shiraz mate.

    That's a given.

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    Anyone who cares to listen!!! Read read.

    If only you would "read read" properly...

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    I don't need judgements from a known drug user/dealer!!

    More of an observation.

    And I don't associate with Hirdy anymore FYI.

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    I've had a very busy day, including a gym session with my new PT, I might call it a night. The "lads" are honking away. The neighbour has taken his wife on holidays. I don't really want to open another bottle. And Moonie is becoming sanctimonious.

    God help my students tomorrow

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    Gold help your students in the future.

    When is Romsey expecting to have its first high school graduate?

    Surely he/she will be made Mayor instantly.

    Edit:apostrophe.

    but BBO is surely to sauced to give a flying about such things now.

    Edited by Biffen

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    High School Grad? You've got to be kidding.

    At least the Centrelink in Romsey has jobs for Alpaca wranglers and wool graders.

    Anything to keep them in Romsey.

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    I've had a very busy day, including a gym session with my new PT, I might call it a night. The "lads" are honking away. The neighbour has taken his wife on holidays. I don't really want to open another bottle. And Moonie is becoming sanctimonious.

    God help my students tomorrow

    Ah, sweet victory.

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    At least the Centrelink in Romsey has jobs for Alpaca wranglers and wool graders.

    Anything to keep them in Romsey.

    Listen Biff, I do have some civic pride. We Romsey folk don't need advice from a common pimp and traffiker like yourself.

    We may buy drugs and whores from you but that does not mean you are welcome in genteel society,.

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    Listen Biff, I do have some civic pride. We Romsey folk don't need advice from a common pimp and traffiker like yourself.

    We may buy drugs and whores from you but that does not mean you are welcome in genteel society,.

    Off to bed with your fav alpaca old timer.

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    Listen Biff, I do have some civic pride. We Romsey folk don't need advice from a common pimp and traffiker like yourself.

    We may buy drugs and whores from you but that does not mean you are welcome in genteel society,.

    I've never been so insul....

    oh yes I have.

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    Staring at the girl next to the Tiger in post 12403, over and over again, has just dulled my writing ability and reduced me to a quivering mess.

    It is not easy to type when you are quivering.

    Plus living next to Windy Hill does not help the situation any.

    But we all have our burdens to bare.

    Me its supporting the MFC who has the worst player list in the AFL.

    Jazza problem is he does not like Canadian singers or female AFL coaches.

    As for OD I yet to find a fault but will keep looking.

    Now with Mark Neeld where do I start with his faults?

    Peter Jason is my new GOD so he has no faults.

    Paul Roos see comments above about the MFC player list.

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    Plus living next to Windy Hill does not help the situation any.

    But we all have our burdens to bare.

    Me its supporting the MFC who has the worst player list in the AFL.

    Jazza problem is he does not like Canadian singers or female AFL coaches.

    As for OD I yet to find a fault but will keep looking.

    Now with Mark Neeld where do I start with his faults?

    Peter Jason is my new GOD so he has no faults.

    Paul Roos see comments above about the MFC player list.

    I don't live near Windy Hill, though after baked beans or egg sandwiches, it does get a bit windy out my way.

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    I knew that but who is the girl in blue next to the tiger? I have forgotten all about football. What a bod. Wonder if she has been photoshopped.

    jasmine-roshuk_02.jpg

    My search continues

    PS Her name is Jasmine

    Edited by DemonFrog

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