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I look at that photo of Jones and wonder why we played in that crap from the weekend

It makes the whiter one look positively terrific.

How about this one?

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Then he should be worth $10,000,000 over the next 9 years.

Depends on how straight his natural arc is ... :lol:

Personal experience, jazza? :-)

Yes weekly experience.

don't know about "dash" but right up there with "rash"

dont know about rash,couldve used the same word and started it with a G

Probably do well at clearances, and great at shepherding, but will struggle on the lead and not strong overhead. A real bugger to shift from the bottom of the pack, though ...

Their farts are pure methane,so under packs would be interesting.

 

Depends on how straight his natural arc is ... :lol:

Not sure kicking straight would be included in his contract at that basement price.

As they clearly show protential give the the Cows a 2 year $1,000,000 contact and its see if they can play footy.

Cows would play for the rights to eat all the grass on the ground after the game,and a bucket of feed.

Very similar to Biffs women actually.


Cows would play for the rights to eat all the grass on the ground after the game,and a bucket of feed.

Very similar to Biffs women actually.

Players union would not wear that one jazza!

Players union would not wear that one jazza!

Did you mean about the cows or Biffs women?

 

Players union would not wear that one jazza!

Well its just the right height to eat grass and is to low to the ground to eat off a table,btw are we still talking about biffs women?


BOTH

I don't think Jazza allows his cows to join any union OD.

No thanks

Port Melbourne

Must be a great Club if they wear the Blue and Red.

Just found this classic picture

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How true this actual was.

Just found this classic picture

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How true this actual was.

Perhaps 'Come crash with us' is more apt now? :blink:

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The need MessyDrugs Uniform for the 2015 season

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May be a clash with Collingwood though

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Port must be happy they have us this week and at home to boot.

Port must be happy they have us this week and at home to boot.

What are you doing on the week end Red?

There a few tied player who need a rest so we have a few vacant positions that need to be filled.

What are you doing on the week end Red?

There a few tied player who need a rest so we have a few vacant positions that need to be filled.

I'm sure there's a special school out there ... somewhere .. that can help you fl og. Keep looking!


I'm sure there's a special school out there ... somewhere .. that can help you fl og. Keep looking!

Be nice Uncle Glitter. You know that comments like that will be ignored by some.

Be nice Uncle Glitter. You know that comments like that will be ignored by some.

Thank you Moon - quite correct. But even I have my limits and arrant stupidity must be curtailed at some point ....... surely!!

Be nice Uncle Glitter. You know that comments like that will be ignored by some.

Mr Moon you are clearly either a man who likes to bring people closer together or someone who hates the blacklisting option in Demonland.

 

Thank you Moon - quite correct. But even I have my limits and arrant stupidity must be curtailed at some point ....... surely!!

In the fullness of time Uncle Glitter, and with appropriate civility.

Port must be happy they have us this week and at home to boot.

You don't rate our unbeaten record at the Adelaide Oval this season, Redleg? :-)

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