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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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I look at that photo of Jones and wonder why we played in that crap from the weekend

It makes the whiter one look positively terrific.

How about this one?

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    Then he should be worth $10,000,000 over the next 9 years.

    Depends on how straight his natural arc is ... :lol:

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    Personal experience, jazza? :-)

    Yes weekly experience.

    don't know about "dash" but right up there with "rash"

    dont know about rash,couldve used the same word and started it with a G

    Probably do well at clearances, and great at shepherding, but will struggle on the lead and not strong overhead. A real bugger to shift from the bottom of the pack, though ...

    Their farts are pure methane,so under packs would be interesting.

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    Depends on how straight his natural arc is ... :lol:

    Not sure kicking straight would be included in his contract at that basement price.

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    As they clearly show protential give the the Cows a 2 year $1,000,000 contact and its see if they can play footy.

    Cows would play for the rights to eat all the grass on the ground after the game,and a bucket of feed.

    Very similar to Biffs women actually.

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    Cows would play for the rights to eat all the grass on the ground after the game,and a bucket of feed.

    Very similar to Biffs women actually.

    Players union would not wear that one jazza!
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    Players union would not wear that one jazza!

    Did you mean about the cows or Biffs women?

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    Did you mean about the cows or Biffs women?

    BOTH

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    How about this one?

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    No thanks

    Port Melbourne

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    Players union would not wear that one jazza!

    Well its just the right height to eat grass and is to low to the ground to eat off a table,btw are we still talking about biffs women?

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    BOTH

    I don't think Jazza allows his cows to join any union OD.

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    No thanks

    Port Melbourne

    Must be a great Club if they wear the Blue and Red.

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    Just found this classic picture

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    How true this actual was.

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    Just found this classic picture

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    How true this actual was.

    Perhaps 'Come crash with us' is more apt now? :blink:

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    The need MessyDrugs Uniform for the 2015 season

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    May be a clash with Collingwood though

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    Port must be happy they have us this week and at home to boot.

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    Happy no matter where I would think.

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    Port must be happy they have us this week and at home to boot.

    What are you doing on the week end Red?

    There a few tied player who need a rest so we have a few vacant positions that need to be filled.

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    What are you doing on the week end Red?

    There a few tied player who need a rest so we have a few vacant positions that need to be filled.

    I'm sure there's a special school out there ... somewhere .. that can help you fl og. Keep looking!

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    I'm sure there's a special school out there ... somewhere .. that can help you fl og. Keep looking!

    Be nice Uncle Glitter. You know that comments like that will be ignored by some.

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    Be nice Uncle Glitter. You know that comments like that will be ignored by some.

    Thank you Moon - quite correct. But even I have my limits and arrant stupidity must be curtailed at some point ....... surely!!

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    Be nice Uncle Glitter. You know that comments like that will be ignored by some.

    Mr Moon you are clearly either a man who likes to bring people closer together or someone who hates the blacklisting option in Demonland.

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    Thank you Moon - quite correct. But even I have my limits and arrant stupidity must be curtailed at some point ....... surely!!

    In the fullness of time Uncle Glitter, and with appropriate civility.

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    Port must be happy they have us this week and at home to boot.

    You don't rate our unbeaten record at the Adelaide Oval this season, Redleg? :-)
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