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Does that mean you are related to the F... Wit who paid that deliberate against Bail and then totally ignored a dropping the ball on Murphy 35 metres out from our goal, with about 90 seconds to go and then didn't blow time on when Minson put the ball on the ground after a mark, eliminating 10 seconds of play. Then the siren goes as we are running ionto the forward 50.

What you point Red?

This is the standard of umpiring we always get.

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What's snow, DC? :blink::blink:

It must be an urban legend as I never seen it

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I am sure the doorman will be happy to oblige ... failing that, you could try BBO once he escapes the Viet Cong :blink:

We are building a relationship with Vietam over here.

They even gave me some of their coffee and tea which is nice but where is the bananas?

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What you point Red?

This is the standard of umpiring we always get.

Yeah but we don't have to like it, DF. Yelling #R%#% at the umpies at the footy is as traditional as having a pie, or getting jazza a soy moccachino with two sugars ... :blink:

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We are building a relationship with Vietam over here.

They even gave me some of their coffee and tea which is nice but where is the bananas?

In the banana shop? Or on the banana tree?

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Yeah but we don't have to like it, DF. Yelling #R%#% at the umpies at the footy is as traditional as having a pie, or getting jazza a soy moccachino with two sugars ... :blink:

Like it RBB, we love it!

That why we bent over and let the AFL shaft us time and time again.

But things could alway be worse, we could be Collingwood supporters.

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In the banana shop? Or on the banana tree?

I think the Professor has eaten them all.

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Like it RBB we love it!

That why we bent over and let the AFL shaft us time and time again.

But it could alway be worse, we could be Collingwood supporters.

True enough, DF, but there is a part of me that says this little black duck could never barrack for Collingwood :blink:

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True enough, DF, but there is a part of me that says this little black duck could never barrack for Collingwood :blink:

Good to hear that the little black duck will remain innocent and pure.

You can image my horror when Mrs Frog was once talking about supporting Collingwood in the AFL.

I have purchase her that much Melbourne gear and with their past eight years performance I not sure she even like AFL anymore.

My work is done as another person has been saved for Eddie, FIGJAM and their boys.

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Hey dc we still have not won in that last century jumper I notice!

It is inevitable dc get on board with the move to the White red and blue

hey od, you're welcome to jump on the bulldogs bandwaggon

me, i'll stick fat with the red'n'blue demons

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Hey dc we still have not won in that last century jumper I notice!

It is inevitable dc get on board with the move to the White red and blue

We need a sash

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you could get frog to design a new jumper with totally new colours and one that wouldn't need a clash jumper

we could even rename the demons to the jollies (after jolimont)

Sounds like what the Melbourne tigers in NBL are doing dc.

I am a long term member / supporter who goes to games.

Nett result is I doubt I will have any interest next season.

After supporting the Tigers in yellow and black for 30 years nothing else will cut it I am afraid.

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Not even a red and blue strip OD :rolleyes:

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Not even a red and blue strip OD :rolleyes:

I do support teams outside of Red and Blue bb.

What is important in my previous comment is you make major changes to sporting teams at your peril.

Would pies supporters follow their team if it switched to the Melbourne sparrows and played in two greens?

I doubt it.

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I do support teams outside of Red and Blue bb.

What is important in my previous comment is you make major changes to sporting teams at your peril.

Would pies supporters follow their team if it switched to the Melbourne sparrows and played in two greens?

I doubt it.

No, but I like your thinking ... :blink::blink:

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Hey dc we still have not won in that last century jumper I notice!

It is inevitable dc get on board with the move to the White red and blue

Not quite true --- we wore the red and blue in the win against Richmond. However, the other three have all come in the white abomination ... :blink:

FWIW I thought it was good step to wear the red and blue against the dogs, rather than the white that we sometimes have in the past. However, if I had known the white would make us win ... :)

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