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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Unbelievable. Killer spiders have been found in bananas. Picture on the Yahoo site.

Proves that even killer spiders have good taste Redleg!

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    Ignore Dc's cheap shot. On the same page there is a link to a little (toothless ) girl doing a Billy Holiday number. Fantastic.

    did you see the pic of me just above your fantasy girl?

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    Not unless you are a 7 seater Proton.

    Do a link to the kid singing - it's well worth a look.

    too late it's gone. was me after a workout

    i watched a doco on your type on 4-corners

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    OK. I'll bite DC. Call me silly not "Billy". What exactly is my "type"?

    Breathing.

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    OK. I'll bite DC. Call me silly not "Billy". What exactly is my "type"?

    serial reality show junkie of course........what else?

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    I'm starting to feel drowsy zzzzzzzz. Moonshadow must be about.

    Thanks for the segue Bitty. Thought you have your hands full with your pecker obsession. Back to it mate.

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    I was today rang by the club trying to get more money from me.

    It was an interesting discussion ( not the money ) as we discussed the coming season.

    The person who contact me I believe was not expecting a lot more than 2013 it is was refreshingly honest.

    I have no idea how these people get themselves up for this thankless job.

    They have my admiration way more than the Players and officials who get paid handsomely to perform their functions.

    I think he was surprised that I was so cheerful.

    He seemed to brighten up substantially after I cracked a couple of jokes with him.

    Thank God for these people I wonder where clubs would be without them.

    So when does the 2015 season start again?

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    Well cheer me up F l o g. Tell me your "bleeding in the groin" story.

    Once upon of time there was a Frog who could see all and knows all .....

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    Once upon of time there was a Frog who could see all and knows all .....

    It is Wednesday so where is episode 2?

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    So when does the 2015 season start again?

    With the best time of the year for Dees fans drawing to a close , some would say it ended last saturday Draft time is November 2014.

    I think we can say that is the next highlight and the start of the 2015 season DF

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    It is Wednesday so where is episode 2?

    There was two evil grumpy old men, one called the cute and innocent as well as brilliant Frog, [censored]! While the other one called him Toady ....

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    With the best time of the year for Dees fans drawing to a close , some would say it ended last saturday Draft time is November 2014.

    I think we can say that is the next highlight and the start of the 2015 season DF

    Well you will be pleased to know I have leveled my Mesmer in Guild Wars 2 to 78 (Max level is 80).

    I also killed a number of young players in World v World with my other new guild members.

    K3ZAY.jpg

    Of course my character is blue and red.

    Edited by DemonFrog

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    There was two evil grumpy old men, one called the cute and innocent as well as brilliant Frog, [censored]! While the other one called him Toady ....

    I cannot wait till tomorrow more please?

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    Had a blood test today.

    They struggled to find blood supply. Jabbed me in the elbow, on the hand and finally succeeded on my wrist. 3 bandages made me looked like I was stabbed.

    Don't think I would be a good target for a vampire.

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    Had a blood test today.

    They struggled to find blood supply. Jabbed me in the elbow, on the hand and finally succeeded on my wrist. 3 bandages made me looked like I was stabbed.

    Don't think I would be a good target for a vampire.

    Are you sure we have the right story Redleg?

    Sounds to be like a user who is struggling to find a good vein!

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    Are you sure we have the right story Redleg?

    Sounds to be like a user who is struggling to find a good vein!

    I am not a drug user or even a supplements user.

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    Had a blood test today.

    They struggled to find blood supply. Jabbed me in the elbow, on the hand and finally succeeded on my wrist. 3 bandages made me looked like I was stabbed.

    Don't think I would be a good target for a vampire.

    Well you will go on these Hot Dating sites Red

    female-vampire-images-03.jpg

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    Had a blood test today.

    They struggled to find blood supply. Jabbed me in the elbow, on the hand and finally succeeded on my wrist. 3 bandages made me looked like I was stabbed.

    Don't think I would be a good target for a vampire.

    Well Red if you had recently been on that "special site" you have mentioned of late, I imagine a fair amount of blood would have congregated in an area south of those you listed.

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