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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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i'll let you know df when you get the courage to ask - LOL

Love it dc

 
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Love your foot wear Red

Can't be me, I would have had matching gum boots ( to the dress, not to each other ).

Can't be me, I would have had matching gum boots ( to the dress, not to each other ).

is that a tramp stamp on the back of your right knee?

 
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is that a tramp stamp on the back of your right knee?

It's a picture of a Demon.

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So it is Alpacalypse Now? :blink: And aren't there only supposed to be four of them? :)


Can't be me, I would have had matching gum boots ( to the dress, not to each other ).

Its got the off-the-shoulder thing happening though ... :blink:

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Its got the off-the-shoulder thing happening though ... :blink:

Yes, got that right.

 

Very close to the mark R & B I suggest.

There's a first time for everything ... :) (now is that a metaphor? :blink: )

DF, the king of Demonland graphics.

Amen to that!


Yes, got that right.

Surely you would have a Demons umbrella, though? :blink:

DF, the king of Demonland graphics.

The truth is out there, one just has to find it.

So it is Alpacalypse Now? :blink: And aren't there only supposed to be four of them? :)

Safety in numbers


None of "the lads" In that photo. They'd be getting a last shag in before the firestorm hit.

Did you not tell the lads no shagging until Melbourne wins its 13 flag?

None of "the lads" In that photo. They'd be getting a last shag in before the firestorm hit.

Trained 'em to do what their owner would do, eh BBO? :blink:

Did you not tell the lads no shagging until Melbourne wins its 13 flag?

Very cruel DF

You are condemning them to a life of celibacy

Very cruel DF

You are condemning them to a life of celibacy

There can be no gain without a lot of pain OD

There can be no gain without a lot of pain OD

On that basis I will do without a 13th flag!

Nothing is worth that commitment


Now that's funny

It says there 6 people reading this topic

4 member and 1 guest.

When I went to school that would have only been 5, but everything changes these days.

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On that basis I will do without a 13th flag!

Nothing is worth that commitment

It should be written into the players contracts.

As we would have over 20 flags by now.

But that the problem with the youth of today, no commitment!

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Now that's funny

It says there 6 people reading this topic

4 member and 1 guest.

When I went to school that would have only been 5, but everything changes these days.

Welcome to the new world.

 

Now that's funny

It says there 6 people reading this topic

4 member and 1 guest.

When I went to school that would have only been 5, but everything changes these days.

It could be that they don't include people who have requested that they not be tracked. Computers don't usually make mistakes like this. If there's one thing they're good at, it's counting stuff.

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It could be that they don't include people who have requested that they not be tracked. Computers don't usually make mistakes like this. If there's one thing they're good at, it's counting stuff.

Those sneaky people had a count of zero.

Computers don't make mistakes ROFLMAO

You just make my day

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


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