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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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This should have been posted alongside your post in the training thread so as to inform your readers of how much credibility they should have given to its content.

For god's sake man.

Some people over there think you were actually seriously dissecting the training session when it's obvious that you wrote about it in the middle of a drunken stupor!

Actually, no ... it's better placed right here. :)

He from Romsey!

The are born with a silver spoon and a Glass of Champers over there or so Biff told me just before he purchase the case of Johnnie Walker Bule Label using BBO credit card.

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    broken noses? 14

    celebration after victory=12

    we will make the 8=bookmark that

    Not sure that 8 spot is realistic as my calculations on team moments is this:

    MessyDrugs will be in a free fall with s demoralised players list.

    Western Bull Dogs will need to restart to build their ageing list.

    Saints have lost a number of their gun players (although ageing) and will be in development mode.

    Possible under performers for the coming season:

    Meth Coast finished the 2013 season poorly and now have a untested coach.

    Rising Teams

    Both expansion teams have better development programs then the MFC and should end the season above us.

    Therefore guess on where the MFC would finish on the 2014 Ladder is 15.

    But I hope you are right Jazza as I do like position 8 better LOL

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    No Infraction Notices yet as some predicted.

    i must have missed something

    when was this australia day prediction made and by whom?

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    i must have missed something

    when was this australia day prediction made and by whom?

    Our own WJ predicted it for one.
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    i must have missed something

    when was this australia day prediction made and by whom?

    Think he posted in the wrong thread

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    No Infraction Notices yet as some predicted.

    Our own WJ predicted it for one.

    what public servant worth his weight wouldnt be on a beach in fiji until the first week of febuary?

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    what public servant worth his weight wouldnt be on a beach in fiji until the first week of febuary?

    Me!

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    Happy Australia Day!

    Please don't eat too many Bananas

    Celebrating-with-friends-and-family-and-

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    Jazza is our resident expert on teats - I will accept his view as definitive. (But I dont think it's a jersey)

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    2 teated 4 teated

    machinery driven organic driven

    cold as ice hot

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    topfieldmasterpiecehd2.jpgFunny-Cow-06-140x140.jpg

    2 teated 4 teated

    machinery driven organic driven

    cold as ice hot

    Good to see you got the picture thing sorted. Well done.

    Plus someone now has a Avatar LOL

    Edited by DemonFrog

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    I'm up here on the Gold Coast inspecting the damage done to the locale by Redleg on his recent visit here.

    I'm hoping to pay a visit to a Gold Coast Suns open training session so we can draw a comparison between how the Demons do things back home and how they do it up here.

    The weather's warm and I'm look on forward to the experience although I think I might struggle to identify any player other than Ablett.

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    In the interests of fair play I to repeat the following information about my credit card - as posted on the training thread.

    I cast no nastursians.

    " Biffen returned my card. He "rescued" it from one the "methheads". However substantial charges for personal services at "The Gatwick Private Hotel" have been listed.Form your own conclusions!!"

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    In the interests of fair play I to repeat the following information about my credit card - as posted on the training thread.

    I cast no nastursians.

    " Biffen returned my card. He "rescued" it from one the "methheads". However substantial charges for personal services at "The Gatwick Private Hotel" have been listed.Form your own conclusions!!"

    Biff's Ladies had a great time with your cards

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    Biff's Ladies had a great time with your cards

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    Jeez! There are some memories there!!

    Best you take this down before OD is next online. There are matters I'm sure he'd rather forget.

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    In the interests of fair play I to repeat the following information about my credit card - as posted on the training thread.

    I cast no nastursians.

    " Biffen returned my card. He "rescued" it from one the "methheads". However substantial charges for personal services at "The Gatwick Private Hotel" have been listed.Form your own conclusions!!"

    You really shoudn't say things like that, BBO --- someone might conclude that you and Biff had a high old time at the Gat all afternoon, but when you got home, the wife cracked the jimmy grits, so you made up the above to blame it on the Biff ... :)

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    You really shoudn't say things like that, BBO --- someone might conclude that you and Biff had a high old time at the Gat all afternoon, but when you got home, the wife cracked the jimmy grits, so you made up the above to blame it on the Biff ... :)

    I still coming to terms with the fact they both had a meal together!

    From their posts I assumed they are from different social classes who would not get on.

    Well you see what supporting the MFC does, it brings people together.

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    You really shoudn't say things like that, BBO --- someone might conclude that you and Biff had a high old time at the Gat all afternoon, but when you got home, the wife cracked the jimmy grits, so you made up the above to blame it on the Biff ... :)

    Now that is the wisdom of a man who has visited a brothel or two (research purposes only of course) and failed to intercept the statement!!

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    Now that is the wisdom of a man who has visited a brothel or two (research purposes only of course) and failed to intercept the statement!!

    BBO did you work as the CEO for the Shire of Broome?

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    My contract was terminated prematurely.

    I heard.

    Once the corporate credit card statements showed visits to a few Houses of Disrepute.

    I always wondered house the wife took this news!

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    Come on Frog don't act the innocent. All this talk about "snakes" ( clear phallic reference) and as for lemurs, Freudian transference if ever I've seen it. There must be many a bawdy house between your residences that are "hundreds of kilometres apart". I'll bet you've hammered the CC.

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    Come on Frog don't act the innocent. All this talk about "snakes" ( clear phallic reference) and as for lemurs, Freudian transference if ever I've seen it. There must be many a bawdy house between your residences that are "hundreds of kilometres apart". I'll bet you've hammered the CC.

    Of course, only for Scientology research purposes.

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